Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, July 08, 2011

The End of The World

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Thursday, July 07, 2011

Knobheads

Knobheads
Congratulations to Rushcliffe Borough Council for winning my uber popular "Knobheads of The Year" Award.

For why?

Ask Peter Knott (76 suffering from severe arthritis) who recently was fined £35 in West Bridgford.

For why?

He displayed his blue badge upside down at a Nottinghamshire council car park.

Rushcliffe Borough Council then waded in and said that the warden was correct to issue the ticket under the regulations.

"The rules are very clear, well publicised and prominent in the car park - blue badges must be displayed correctly."

Clearly the council is infested by a bunch of money grabbing, jobsworth knobheads.

Councils are the enemy of the people.

Rushcliffe Borough Council, well deserving Knobheads of The Year!

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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

The News of The World - A Sick Society



The ongoing News of The World scandal (each day brings fresh headlines of outrageous intrusions and spying) has caused an explosion of indignation and outrage from those spied on (quite rightly so) and the "establishment".

Unsurprisingly, there are calls for news laws to champion privacy and to stop the media from getting up to this sort of nonsense ever again.

However, before an angry mob lights their torches and marches towards the News of The World's HQ with the intention of administering "justice", let us step back and consider what has happened here and what might happen if new laws are hastily rushed through.

Innocent families have had their lives turned upside down by unscrupulous tabloid journalists and paid lackeys in the world of private detection.

However, the purpose of these actions was to harvest data and information used in news stories.

Who buys these papers to read these stories?

Errmm..that would be the British public.

The monster of intrusive and sick journalism has been of our own creation.

Moving on to the methods used by these media organs, aside from using private detectives who else helped them?

Errrmm..that would be the police, who have been receiving kickbacks for tips offs and passing on details etc.

Ever wondered how it was that the media got hold of the details of Chris Jefferies (the innocent man arrested by police, because he had "funny" hair, in the Joanna Yeates murder case)?

Is it not "odd" that the police have had (apparently for several years now) details of these hacking attempts, yet only now are they conducting a "proactive" investigation?

There is something seriously wrong with our police, and it needs to be sorted out now.

Moving on to the politicians who are screaming for blood and strict privacy laws.

Errmm..who is it who would have most to gain if their corrupt business practices and hypocritical sex lives were kept hidden?

What the News of The World (and other media organisations) have done (and continue to do) is without doubt repellent. These people should crawl under a stone and shrivel up and die.

However, do not forget they have done this because there is a demand to read trash, and because the police and others have happily been helping them and allowing them to get away with it.

Sadly the media are but a reflection and creation of our own personal hypocrisies.

That being said, be careful of siren calls for strict and hastily drafted new privacy laws; our "respected" and corrupt politicians have much to gain by this and we, as a democracy, have everything to lose.

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Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Bin Brother - In Bin Cameras

Bin Brother
I was gemused to read recently that our "respected" and "thrifty" local councils may soon have a new weapon at their disposal in their ongoing battle of Ker Farking Ching.

"In bin" cameras have been developed that record what someone has thrown away every time they use their kitchen bin, the pictures are then sent to a social networking site so that their rubbish can be monitored and neighbours can comment on their recycling habits.

Errrmmm...what kind of saddo would spend hours watching an in bin camera on the net (especially given the vast amount of free porn available)?

BinCam, as it is called by the people who developed it in Newcastle University, has been trialled inside of students' kitchen bin lids. The trials will be extended to student houses at three universities in Britain and Germany later this year, and then on to staff homes.

Methinks that if any council ever tried this one out (I am sure that many would love to), then the camera would end up in a very dark place indeed!

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Gemuse Bouche

Fry Up
A little bit of free advice to a chef I encountered the other day, who attempted to inflict some petty food Nannyism on me, visit Ken's Blue Blog to read the advice.

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Friday, July 01, 2011

The Dangers of Fruit



I must confess to wondering about the priorities of our police these days, especially when I read stories such as the one I am about to relate to you about what happened to Charlie Lindoe (13) a resident of Great Horkesley.

It seems that, as happens in towns and villages across the country, the lads of village have settled themselves into two rival camps/gangs. As such there has been some ongoing (and I dare say highly annoying) argy bargy between the two gangs in the village.

Seemingly the other Monday an incident took place between the two gangs, when an apple was allegedly thrown by Charlie at another boy who allegedly received a bruised arm.

Roll forward to 11.20pm Saturday night, and Charlie's father (Clive Lindoe) went to answer the doorbell to find two police officers standing there.

Following some "discussion" (I have no idea as to whether the discussion was "level headed" or "agitated") Charlie was woken from his bed and told to come downstairs (lest he be arrested).

Charlie was then made to sign a neighbourhood resolution agreement (used to resolve minor disputes), despite the fact he denies throwing the apple.

Mr Lindoe has now raised a complaint against Essex police about the manner in which they handled this.

Now, I can well suspect that the full story (from either side) is not probably out in the media. I can also sympathise with residents of the village, if they have had to put up with ongoing argy bargy between a bunch of annoying teens. I dare say that some action was needed to knock some sense into the gangs.

However, does calling at someone's house 5 days after the alleged apple throwing incident at 11.20pm constitute a measured and proportional response, and does it constitute and effective use of police time and resources?

I well recall when I was at school, board rubbers and other objectives flying past our heads on a regular basis (note, these projectiles were being hurled by masters at us); yet no one ever called in the police.

What do you think?

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