Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, October 18, 2013

The Solution To Global Warming


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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Prats of The Week - An Unnamed Airline

"Kudos" to the airline that forced 37stone Les Price to buy two tickets for his flight from the UK to Ireland.

There was however a wee problem, according to the Mail the two seats were not next to each other!

So how did that add to the comfort of Mr Price, or his fellow passengers then?

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Monday, October 14, 2013

Nanny Bans High Five Again

In July I wrote the following:
"My sympathies to Roger Green, a lollipop man who works outside Sandy Lane Primary School in Bracknell, who has been banned by Nanny's chums from Bracknell Forest Borough Council from "high-fiving" the kids as they cross the road.

For why?

Health and safety!
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I am sad to see that another lollipop man, Bob Slade, from Beacon Park, who helped children from Manadon Vale Primary School has also been threatened with suspension for the very same "offence".

Mr Slader has decided though not to be suspended, but has instead resigned. He is quoted by the Plymouth Herald:
I really enjoyed the job.

I have been doing it for more than four years without a single accident.

When I got the job they told me to make contact with the kids and be friendly.

But then they changed their minds and I stopped high-fiving them earlier in the year because they told me to stop.

They also said I was going out into the road without looking properly.

They said they would suspend me for four weeks but I said I would rather leave - I was going to retire soon anyway.

I appreciate the support of the parents but I won’t be going back again, this is the end of it now.”
Whilst the council seek a replacement, there is currently no lollipop presence on the school crossing!


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Friday, October 11, 2013

The Dangers of Spiders



Now I truly have seen it all!

As per the BBC:
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Spider in bed prompts 999 call to London firefighters

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Excess Hydration Is Dangerous

It appears that excess hydration is dangerous!

Humans evolved doing intense exercise in extreme heat and dryness. We are able to tolerate losses in water relatively well whereas even slight over hydration can be far more dangerous. In simple terms, being too watery is as bad for you as being too concentrated.

As per the BBC:
"British Journal of Sports Medicine, September 2013, Current hydration guidelines are erroneous: dehydration does not impair exercise performance in the heat, Wall BA"
My advice, don't add water to your malt whisky!

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Monday, October 07, 2013

America's Shutdown

Out of interest I would be grateful to hear from loyal readers in the USA as to whether they have noticed any negative effects on their lives brought about by the government shutdown over there?

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Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries