Nanny Knows Best
Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Friday, October 18, 2013
The Solution To Global Warming
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Prats of The Week - An Unnamed Airline
"Kudos" to the airline that forced 37stone Les Price to buy two tickets for his flight from the UK to Ireland.
There was however a wee problem, according to the Mail the two seats were not next to each other!
So how did that add to the comfort of Mr Price, or his fellow passengers then?
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There was however a wee problem, according to the Mail the two seats were not next to each other!
So how did that add to the comfort of Mr Price, or his fellow passengers then?
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airlines,
nanny knows best,
prats of the week
Monday, October 14, 2013
Nanny Bans High Five Again
In July I wrote the following:
Mr Slader has decided though not to be suspended, but has instead resigned. He is quoted by the Plymouth Herald:
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"My sympathies to Roger Green, a lollipop man who works outside Sandy Lane Primary School in Bracknell, who has been banned by Nanny's chums from Bracknell Forest Borough Council from "high-fiving" the kids as they cross the road.I am sad to see that another lollipop man, Bob Slade, from Beacon Park, who helped children from Manadon Vale Primary School has also been threatened with suspension for the very same "offence".
For why?
Health and safety!"
Mr Slader has decided though not to be suspended, but has instead resigned. He is quoted by the Plymouth Herald:
“I really enjoyed the job.Whilst the council seek a replacement, there is currently no lollipop presence on the school crossing!
I have been doing it for more than four years without a single accident.
When I got the job they told me to make contact with the kids and be friendly.
But then they changed their minds and I stopped high-fiving them earlier in the year because they told me to stop.
They also said I was going out into the road without looking properly.
They said they would suspend me for four weeks but I said I would rather leave - I was going to retire soon anyway.
I appreciate the support of the parents but I won’t be going back again, this is the end of it now.”
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Labels:
health and safety,
high five,
kids,
nanny knows best,
risk,
schools
Friday, October 11, 2013
The Dangers of Spiders
Now I truly have seen it all!
As per the BBC:
"
Spider in bed prompts 999 call to London firefighters
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Thursday, October 10, 2013
Excess Hydration Is Dangerous
It appears that excess hydration is dangerous!
Humans evolved doing intense exercise in extreme heat and dryness. We are able to tolerate losses in water relatively well whereas even slight over hydration can be far more dangerous. In simple terms, being too watery is as bad for you as being too concentrated.
As per the BBC:
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Humans evolved doing intense exercise in extreme heat and dryness. We are able to tolerate losses in water relatively well whereas even slight over hydration can be far more dangerous. In simple terms, being too watery is as bad for you as being too concentrated.
As per the BBC:
"British Journal of Sports Medicine, September 2013, Current hydration guidelines are erroneous: dehydration does not impair exercise performance in the heat, Wall BA"My advice, don't add water to your malt whisky!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
Labels:
alcohol,
booze,
nanny knows best,
science,
water
Monday, October 07, 2013
America's Shutdown
Out of interest I would be grateful to hear from loyal readers in the USA as to whether they have noticed any negative effects on their lives brought about by the government shutdown over there?
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
Labels:
government,
nanny knows best,
usa
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