I am gemused to see that Nanny not only likes telling ordinary citizens how to live their lives, but has also now taken to telling her friends and helpers how to live their lives.
Nanny is now issuing the police with "lifestyle guides", these guides include "helpful" suggestions on bedtime routines and healthy eating options.
Nanny is telling the police to help spouses with the housework, do some gardening and take up dancing lessons.
There is also a helpful section, in some guides, on what filling to put in a police sandwich.
A guide issued to Northamptonshire Police takes top prize for patronising its readers:
"There can be few things more frustrating than just drifting off to sleep then having to get up to visit the toilet.
You should avoid liquid towards the end of a night shift – otherwise your full bladder will respond in the correct fashion."
A sad farewell then to the bottle of whisky and pack of fags in the bottom draw.
Jack Regan must be turning in his grave!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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