My golly gosh, 'tis a Monday morning and therefore time once again to award my prestigious, and internationally renowned, "Prats of The Week" Award.
This week it goes to York council, and the jobsworths in their "fence erection" (can I say "erection"?) department.
New fencing (costing £6K) was erected on playing fields in Heworth.
However, there was one tiny glitch.
Using the picture above, from the BBC website, can you spot what the glitch was children?
Yes, that's right, the people erecting the fencing followed plans to the letter and put the fencing up through the middle of some football goalposts.
York council and related jobsworths, well deserving Prats of The Week!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts