I am gemused to read that Auntie (the BBC) is offering staff, who are moving to Salford Quays, a choice of three models of swivel chair.
Once they have chosen the type of chair they want, Auntie then teaches them (via a "Chair Champion") how to sit down in order to ensure that they are following health and safety procedures.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts