Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, June 20, 2011

The Art of Sitting

I am gemused to read that Auntie (the BBC) is offering staff, who are moving to Salford Quays, a choice of three models of swivel chair.

That's nice:)

Once they have chosen the type of chair they want, Auntie then teaches them (via a "Chair Champion") how to sit down in order to ensure that they are following health and safety procedures.

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. After they have completed this course, they go on to the "How to put one foot in front of the other" course and then the "How to wipe your arse course."

    It never ceases to amaze me how cavalier with other people's money, publically funded organisations can be.

  2. Mjolinir7:31 PM

    I wonder if they have made arrangements for an Occupational Health specialist to assess staff with special seating needs such as 'kneeler chairs', and to ensure the work-stations can accommodate those who are in wheelchairs, or have restricted movement in one or more limbs?

    [NOT joking - a legal requirement]