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Friday, June 17, 2011

Nanny Bans Cleavage

Ooh Err Missus!

I am gemused to read that, in this age of cut backs in the health service, Nanny's chums in East and North Hertfordshire NHS Trust have focused in on a very important matter and have issued an edict wrt uniforms.

Doctors and nurses now face disciplinary action if they wear clothes that expose their "midriff" or "excessive cleavage".

It seems that some patients have been complaining about cleavages and the like.

The Trust will carry out "audits" of uniforms being worn in its region.

Oh, and as a gemusing aside, staff are also advised to "consider the lingering effects" of cigarette smoke on their breath and clothing.


I thought health staff would know better than to smoke, considering how Nanny and her health staff are always telling us that it is so dangerous;)

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  1. You do like using that picture, Ken! Not that I'm complaining...

  2. Mjolinir8:41 AM

    From the front 'that picture' doesn't show bare midriff - or cleavage.

    And her arms are 'bare-below-the-elbows'

    Just needs to tuck her hair up in the cap, and she can check my vital signs any time. [Fnarrr, fnarrr]

  3. Anonymous1:03 PM

    East & North Herts health Tyranny is up its own bottom