Oh dear I see Nanny's pet hate has vomited itself into our lives again.....I refer of course to the dangers of doormats!
Lubin Reyes, like many householders, has placed a doormat outside of his home of ten years. Sadly for him he resides in a block of flats in Bedford that are under the jackboot of Nanny.
His mat has offended Nanny (Bedfordshire Pilgrims Housing Association) and was therefore covered in warning tape together with a sign reading "move it or lose it".
The housing association said it was a health and safety hazard.
What kind of health and safety hazard?
A fire hazard!
Mr Reyes is keeping the mat.
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