This week the award goes to Canterbury Council.
Just ask Kenneth Lightfoot, a street magician.
Mr Lightfoot was entertaining an audience of more than 100 in Canterbury, with a trick which involves ‘magically hurling’ a playing card onto a nearby roof.
No, the council didn't arrest him for not having a licence or insurance policy to entertain the crowd.
Can you guess what they did complain about though?
Yes, that's right, a "Street Scene Inspector" - SS Inspector (a what??) told Mr Lightfoot that if the playing card (which landed on the roof of a building) fell to the ground he would be fined on the spot for littering.
The audience told the SS Inspector to get a life, sadly the SS Inspector chose to ignore them.
Mr Lightfoot gave up and stopped performing.
Canterbury Council, well deserving Prats of The Week!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts