Tuesday, July 17, 2012
PCSO's Fake Fines - Ker Farking Ching!
Her solution is simple, but seemingly effective, she imposes fake fines on us.
Am I kidding?
No, I am not!
The Evening Standard reports that George McNaught, a police community support officer (plastic policeman) who received an award for bravery three years ago, has been jailed for six months for issuing hundred of false fixed penalty notices.
The Westminster-based PCSO was so desperate for success that he started inventing bogus notices, usually for cycling on the pavement.
McNaught used items of lost property to obtain personal details of members of the public before issuing the penalty notices.
Some people rolled over and paid the fines, which start at £45 and quickly increase to £320, while others spent hours arguing about them in court. Bailiffs were even sent to the home of one woman who had been handed a false notice.
It is not known exactly how many false fines he issued. However, those investigating the crime have discovered at least 350 suspect tickets between February 2010 and September 2011.
The report does not say if he wore a hi vis jacket when he issued the fines!
I wonder how many other Nanny enforcement officers are issuing fake fines?
Ker Farking Ching!
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