Euro Nanny is on the warpath again, this time she has fixed her gimlet eye upon the humble vacuum cleaner; and has decreed that as from 1 September vacuums with motors in excess of 1,600 watts will be banned.
For why?
Apparently, if you believe Nanny's dodgy science, these products contribute to climate change.
Euro Nanny will require vacuum cleaners to be sold with a new system of labels, which will show their cleaning performance and requires a minimum level of performance.
However, these labels will be bollocks; because they are self regulating (ie the manufacturers create them and test them etc).
Once she has banned powerful suckers, Euro Nanny will also be banning high wattage hair driers and kettles.
For why?
Apparently, if you believe Nanny's dodgy science, these products contribute to climate change.
Euro Nanny will require vacuum cleaners to be sold with a new system of labels, which will show their cleaning performance and requires a minimum level of performance.
However, these labels will be bollocks; because they are self regulating (ie the manufacturers create them and test them etc).
Once she has banned powerful suckers, Euro Nanny will also be banning high wattage hair driers and kettles.
Why not just go the whole hog, and initiate mandatory power cuts everyday?
Let's face it Euro Nanny would really love to do that, given her dictatorial ambitions!
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