Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

There Is No Such Thing As "Safe/Risk Free"



Well said sir!


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Friday, August 24, 2018

People Are Offended By The Fact That Steaks Come From Cows

What is even more distressing, to me, is the fact that the restaurant apologised for the "offence" caused!

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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Nanny Bans Vaginas and Renames Them "Front Holes"


As per Healthline as quoted by The Cauldron Pool:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the medical term ‘vagina.’ This is gender-inclusive language."
Unsurprisingly Healthline have been ridiculed for this nonsense therefore, unsurprisingly, they have revised their article:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ve chosen to include alternative words for readers to use for their genitals. For example, some trans men choose to use the words ‘front hole’ or ‘internal genital’ instead of ‘vagina.’

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Vap Tax Nixed





Vap tax cancelled after backlash!

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Nanny Doubles Down - Death and a Fine!


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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Here We Go Again...LinkedIn To Allow Data Mining


Social media companies are determined to sell your souls, and personal details, to the highest bidder!

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Monday, August 20, 2018

In Merseyside It Is A Crime To Say "Women Don't Have Penises"


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Friday, August 17, 2018

Nanny Wants To Restrict Drinking at Airports


Nanny's chums from the Institute of Alcohol Studies have recommended applying the Licensing Act to airports, allowing time restrictions to be imposed (ie pub opening hours would be applied).

Airports have accused the authors of pandering to the "vested interests" of Ryanair, which supports a change to stop the sale of alcohol in airports in the early morning and after 11pm.

Currently airports are exempt from the legislation but Nanny is considering changing this as part of efforts to reduce disruption by drunk passengers.

Here's why this proposal is bollocks:

1 People arrive and depart from airports at all times of the day and night (and their body clocks are not necessarily set to Brit time), as such they should be allowed to have a drink when they want.

2 People will still drink on the planes and indeed in the airline lounges (if they have access).

3 Travelling by air is a miserable experience, the only thing that makes it bearable is the booze.

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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Couple Murdered Trying To Prove Humans Are Kind

I am genuinely saddened to read that an American couple in their 20s have been killed after riding their bikes through an Islamic-State claimed territory, in an attempt to prove “humans are kind.”

As per The Caldron Pool, last year Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan both quit their jobs to document a yearlong journey around the world. Throughout their travels the couple set out to demonstrate that human beings are inherently good.

“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place,” Mr Austin wrote on his blog. “People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil.”

“I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own… By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”

On day 369, the couple were biking in formation with a group of other tourist on a panoramic stretch of road in southwestern Tajikistan. “It was there, on July 29, that a carload of men who believed to have recorded a video pledging allegiance to the Islamic State spotted them.

“A grainy cellphone clip recorded by a driver shows what happened next: The men’s Daewoo sedan passes the cyclists and then makes a sharp U-turn. It doubles back, and aims directly for the bikers, ramming into them and lurching over their fallen forms. In all, four people were killed,” including Mr Austin and Ms Geoghegan.

Their deaths do not contradict Mr Geoghegan's point that "by and large humans are kind". However, it does show that not ALL humans are kind or decent.

It also underscores the point that, under the Nanny state many people have forgotten, it is very important to exercise commonsense when taking day to day decisions (be they small or life changing).

Commonsense cannot be left in the hands of Nanny, it is down to each and everyone of us to exercise it!

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Google Is Watching You


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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver Wants To Have His Cake and Eat It


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Monday, August 13, 2018

A Package of Fuck All!


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Thursday, August 09, 2018

Nanny Plumbs New Depths of Stupidity! - #BurkaGate


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Wednesday, August 08, 2018

KFC and Kellogg's Find Themselves on Nanny's Naughty Step



My sympathies to the good people of KFC and Kellogg's who have been placed on Nanny's naughty step.

For why?

Nanny's chums from ASA have told them to remove adverts which promoted junk food to children.

The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) says they broke strict rules on advertising high fat, sugar or salt products to children.

The ASA found Kellogg's promoted a Coco Pops product, during a Mr Bean cartoon, likely to have been seen by children.

It also ruled KFC advertised a Mars product on a phone box by a school.

FFS!

KFC said the appearance of the ad close to a school was a simple human error and it had taken the advert down promptly, once it had been alerted.

Kellogg's said it was disappointed with the decision as it had only meant to promote the healthier Coco Pops Granola product, rather than the original version. For the record the new "healthy" foul tasting option (which has less sugar) only saves 1 calories per serving compared with the tastier original version!

Why are we allowing Nanny to stick her nose into our affairs?

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Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Nanny Invents New Sin To Tax



As we all know Nanny is short of cash, as such instead of cutting back on her expenditure she raises taxes.

One area that she enjoys taxing is that of sins; eg smoking, drinking, sugar etc etc. Unfortunately, because people are cutting down on smoking (thanks to Nanny's constant whining about it) Nanny's revenue stream from fags is dwindling.

Her solution?

Invent a new sin to tax.

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, vaping!

Nanny intends to levy a tax on vaps, the product that people use to try to give up smoking!

You couldn't make this up if you tried could you?

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Monday, August 06, 2018

Millennials Lose Their Ethics



Millennials are very fond of telling everyone else about their "green credentials", and about how much they care for the environment.

However, once they get off their faces on booze and drugs (as happened during this weekend's Pride in Brighton) their environmental awareness and ethics vanish; and their hypocrisy and selfishness is displayed.

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Friday, August 03, 2018

We Have Descended Into Utter Madness!


Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad!

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Thursday, August 02, 2018

This Is What A Real Heatwave Looks Like



The next time Nanny and her weather forecasting chums tell us to stay cool and stay inside when it gets a little warm here, point her to this real, genuine, full on heatwave in Korea!

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Booze Prevents Dementia



It seems that abstaining from alcohol in middle age may increase the risk of dementia in later life, according to a new study published in the BMJ.

Analysis of more than 9,000 people found those who never touched a drop were around 50 per cent more likely to develop the degenerative condition compared to those who drink moderately.

These results challenge  Nanny's NHS advice, which recommends going teetotal to reduce dementia risk.

As a small caveat, whilst Nanny and her acolytes will still go on about the dangers of booze, I wonder if anyone has thought to consider that it may not be the booze that is dangerous but the chemicals in some of the drinks and mixers that people throw down their gullets these days?

Just a thought...

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Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Viz Nails It!


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