Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Orifice of Government Commerce

The Orifice of Government Commerce

Nanny attempted to design a logo the other day, for her Orifice of Government Commerce.

The cost?


The result?


Can you see what's wrong children?

Yes, that's right....

Nanny has now banned the use of the logo.

However, rest assured that you can now buy what will soon be a collector's item.

Please visit my store The Orifice of Government Commerce, where you can buy T shirts, stickers, cards and thongs etc.

The Orifice of Government Commerce Thong

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with champagne. Click and drink!

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous12:18 PM

    Are you suggesting that they are all wankers?

  2. Anonymous1:08 PM

    They're not very good at this, are they. First there was the Olympic logo (Lisa Simpson giving a blow-job) and then the swastika design for some business conference bunfight. Still, it keeps hardworking graphic designers in a crust.

  3. Why "Made in the USA"? This was made in Whitehall.

  4. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Looks like a cock up to me. lol

  5. Anonymous12:03 PM


    If you give a bunch of government wankers 14k to 'come up' or er missus, with a logo what more would you expect?

    Mind you, it does sum up nanny's view of us as the real self abusers who pay for this drivel.

  6. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Just a thought; do we get our 14 grand back?

  7. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Sometimes I surprise even myself with my slow-wittedness. I have just worked out what the OGC logo REALLY means:
    "We have a firm grip of you pricks and we are going to squeeze the life out of you. What's more we are going to stand up and do it in public."

  8. Has anybody noticed how the MSM have noticed and are presenting the news as an original scoop?
    This country is overrun by white-collar thieves.