Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Remember Remember The 5th of November

Remember remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot!

Also please do remember that Nanny doesn't want you:

1 Drinking when using fireworks

2 Using fireworks that are not BS 7114 rated

3 Using Chinese lanterns

4 Using fireworks after midnight

5 Touching hot sparklers etc etc

Notwithstanding the above, please enjoy Guy Fawkes' Night!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. It is strange that the PC brigade haven't banned this annual event.....Why? I hear you ask......Every year, the people of our nation celebrate the burning of Guy Fawkes; a Catholic, who plotted to kick back against protestant mis treatment of my fellow Catholics and was hung drawn a quartered by the state.....I wonder if we would allow a similar celebration which burnt say a muslim or hindu "Guy" etc?

    Just for clarity......I enjoy watching the fireworks and laughing at how much money goes up in smoke. I also think about the hipocracy of the followers of the new false religion of climate change not trying to ban this event because, after all, tons of that "Dangerous plant food" carbon must be released.

    I must be the lowest of the lows in Nanny's eyes......A white, English born male of retirement age, disabled and a Catholic.....Burn the witch!

  2. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Tonk I think it is hypocrisy. Anyhoo (as Ken puts it) I am somewhat disappointed that the Lewes parking meter exploder hasn't struck lately - this individual/group has been the best anti-nanny force of the last few years around GF night.

    1. Tonk.7:29 PM


      """Tonk I think it is hypocrisy"""........Yes, so do I!.....I don't know what happened there:-)