I see that Nanny wants to enforce compulsory searches of kids' lunchboxes (involving two teachers), wherein evil foods and drinks are confiscated and possibly destroyed.
On the list of "evil" foods are Scotch Eggs!
FFS!
Scotch Eggs are nutritious and tasty.
Who comes up with what constitutes the "right" or "wrong" kind of food?
When I was a nipper my lunchbox contained crisps, banana sarnies and lemonade (or the equivalent). I never became obese, hyperactive or suffer from health issues.
This is just potty, and will give kids complexes about what they are eating!
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Outrageous...............If true.
ReplyDeleteBut where is this all supposed to be taking place?
Nationwide, in selected cities or towns, or in a few schools?
'Ministers say that schools can confiscate, keep or destroy items from children'
What ministers have said that, and when?
This all sounds like the type of bollocks posted on social media sites all the time.
Lord Nash (an education minister) said it.
DeleteCheery Tree Primary School Colchester has confiscated Scotch Eggs.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/11711699/Teachers-can-lawfully-confiscate-keep-or-destroy-unhealthy-lunchbox-snacks-ministers-say.html
By making "We are the state, do as you're told" part of everyday life for school children, once they grow up, they'll be good members of "The Good Dog Club."
ReplyDeleteThe British indoctrination, ooppps sorry, Education System....Training tomorrow's sheeple.
This is actually happening , our contempt should be reserved for the parents who do not go to the schools and tear the interfering statist scum limb from limb.
ReplyDeleteGlad I've not got schoolkids any more. I'd be coming up with all manner of daft ideas to get myself into trouble.
ReplyDeleteEmpty lunchbox with note: "how long are you going to make my child starve?"
Locked lunchbox.
The decoy lunchbox.
Lunchbox with coins within & note: "as you're the only one who knows what's allowed you go buy the fucking stuff".
Really tightly sealed lunchbox full of water.
And for the older kids, a deep fried battered banana in a condom.
etc..