Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Farts Cure Cancer

According to research there is now finally one thing that doesn't cause cancer.


In fact it cures it.

Can you guess what it is children?

Yes, that's right:


According to researchers at Exeter University, the smell of flatulence has secret health benefits that could help stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and dementia.

Hydrogen sulfide helps protect cells and fight illness.

You now know what to do people!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

1 comment:

  1. Lord of Atlantis5:10 PM

    If I do one in a crowded lift, Ken, is it still o.k for me to look accusingly at one of the other passengers? lol