Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, February 29, 2016

Nanny Hates Salt and Sugar

Earlier this month Nanny and her tame media were screaming blue murder about the amount of sugar in some drinks served by well know coffee houses.

Certain establishments were serving liquid concoctions that contained as much as 25 teaspoonfuls of sugar. Personally speaking, I don't have a sweet tooth, as such I am mystified as to what the attraction is for people to want to eat so much sugar.

Anyhoo, live and let live is my motto.

Sadly that is not Nanny's motto!

That being said, I have good news for Nanny. An analysis by the Telegraph has found that many of the sandwiches and paninis sold by Starbucks, Caffe Nero and Costa contain high proportions of the maximum daily salt levels recommended by health experts.

One Starbucks panini alone contained 3.1g of salt, more than half the maximum daily recommended amount for adults, while a panini in Caffe Nero has 3.2g of salt.

Wise readers will immediately see that Nanny's salt and sugar problems are solved in one fell swoop.

How so?

The salt counterbalances the negative aspects of the sugar, and vice versa!

Obvious really isn't it?

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1 comment:

  1. Tonk.3:09 PM

    Can't fault your logic Ken:-)

    Nanny reminds me of a speciality act which used to be a common sight on TV variety shows and at the circus.....A bloke would start spinning plates on top of sticks.....As the number of sticks and plates increased, so he had to move faster and faster to keep it all spinning....Nanny has now got her sugar plate spinning, her salt plate spinning, her fag plate spinning, her fat plate spinning, hopefully, she'll disappear up her own arse as her world begins to fall down around her!! We can live in hope.

    Did you see the story about the school which called in Old Bill because a 15 year old kid accessed a UKIP and an EDL website.....I am showing my age now but, I can remember when our schools and universities were full of people whom were encouraged to be curious and to investigate everything....How times have change as we become more "liberal and tolerant" as a nation:-) You couldn't make it up!