Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Ten A Day - Nanny Doubles Down

As loyal readers know, Nanny's "eat five a day" mantra has been widely derided. Not least, because it transpired that the five portion advice was simply plucked from the air.

Anyhoo, taking a leaf from Donald Trump's book and doubling down when a lie/exaggeration is exposed, Nanny's chums from Imperial College have now stated that we should not be eating five a day but ten a day.

Allegedly this will stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and early death.

Ten portions are quantified as 800g.

Those of you who want to try this out can achieve Nanny's goal by increasing your intake of chips!

I dare say in a year or so Nanny will be advising us to eat twenty portions.

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Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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