2011 Census Figures Disputed

Unsurprisingly (given that it is prepared by the remarkably unreliable ONS) the accuracy of the 2011 census data (released yesterday) is already being disputed.

The Telegraph reports:

"Local authorities who simply do not recognise the figures for their areas. The 2011 census reveals that the official numbers have previously understated the scale of net migration by 14 per cent – and that does not take into account illegal immigrants, who would not complete the census form. 

Westminster city council in London said it had “serious concerns” about figures that suggested its population had dropped by 9 per cent since the last estimate a year ago, while the council’s own data report a rise in numbers paying council tax."

Hey hoh!

Can we believe anything that Nanny tells us anymore?

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2011 Census Results

If anyone is interested, Nanny's Orifice of National Statistics (the body that regularly screws up financial data) is releasing the results of the 2011 Census:

• On census night the population in England and Wales was 56.1 million, 53.0 million in England and 3.1 million in Wales. This was the largest the population had ever been.
• The population of England and Wales grew by 3.7 million in the 10 years since the last census, rising from 52.4 million in 2001, an increase of 7.1 per cent. This was the largest growth in the population in England and Wales in any 10-year period since census taking began, in 1801.
• The median age of the population in England and Wales was 39. For men, the median age was 38 and for women it was 40. In 1911, the median age was 25.
• The percentage of the population aged 65 and over was the highest seen in any census at 16.4 per cent, that is one in six people in the population was 65 and over.
• There were 430,000 residents aged 90 and over in 2011 compared with 340,000 in 2001 and 13,000 in 1911.
• In 2011, there were 3.5 million children under five in England and Wales, 406,000 more than in 2001. 

Apparently, if Twitter is to be believed, around 6M people did not fill it in (this figure is suspect until verified). In theory this could generate Nanny £6BN, at £1K per head.

Ker Farking Ching!

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FFS!

I see that some 19 year old, Ryan Cleary, claims to have stolen the entire 2011 UK census (data allegedly held safe by US defence contractor Lockheed Martin).

Needless to say there are now claims and counterclaims across the media and internet as to the veracity of Cleary's boasts.

Cleary is apparently now "assisting police with their enquiries".

All I can say is FFS!

Whatever the truth or otherwise of the statements issued by a 19 year old living with his mum, the furore over the possible hack does rather highlight how much data Nanny and her chums hold about us on computers and how much reliance the state places on the "security" of these systems.

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Happy Census Day!

Don't forget to fill in Nanny's census form folks.

Anyone who repeatedly refuses to do so will face criminal prosecution and a fine of up to £1K.

For the first time in 210 years, a unit of "non-compliance" officers have been given powers by Nanny to conduct interviews under caution and visit homes.

Happy Census Day!

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