Korean Nanny Bans Smombies

South Korea's telecom watchdog has unveiled new measures to stop "smombies" -- that's smartphone zombies, of course. It will disable phones when it detects the user is walking. https://t.co/LuzCl69IPo pic.twitter.com/0sjY2SFG6E

— Anna Fifield (@annafifield) May 10, 2018

Doubtless UK Nanny will one day follow suit.

All very well, maybe, but sometimes it may be urgent to use the phone when walking/running (eg if you are being attacked!).

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Joe Haines Proves Nanny Is Talking Out of Her Arse!

Harold Wilson’s former press secretary on the Resolution Foundation’s plans for a tax raid on the elderly (in the Times). pic.twitter.com/RP8KpwuIjL

— Fraser Nelson (@FraserNelson) May 9, 2018

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Taxing The Old To Pay For The Young

As a 65 year old silver striver who still works great that a chunk of my pension and home may go towards every 25 year old getting shitfaced

— Jerry Hayes (@jerryhayes1) May 8, 2018

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Nanny To Weigh and Measure Schoolkids

Nanny at Number 10's Policy Unit is currently studying proposals whereby schools would be judged on how well they help their pupils to lose weight as part of the government’s national obesity strategy.

Schools across England would be required to weigh and measure their pupils every year. Those identified as obese would receive intensive and funded support to lose weight, including free gym classes and home visits.

Our country is being turned into Nazi Germany!

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Nanny Bans Big Cocks and Large Breasted Birds

 

My sympathies to Pete Lymer, who runs J W Ash & Son butchers in Ball Haye Street Leek, who has run afoul of Nanny.

It seems that his blackboard advertising ‘big breasted birds', ‘big cocks’ and 'horny sausages' has upset someone.

Police have told him to tone it down.

Pete is quoted by Stoke On Trent Live:

"We've put the signs out for years and it's always been a bit of a laugh.

Just after Christmas apparently somebody complained to the police, saying it was offensive.

Last month a lady from the police came in and asked if we could pull our sign in. And a bobby came in last Thursday. They're just doing their job so I'm not annoyed with the individuals."

Now what is interesting is that the police deny there was a complaint, but say they were warning Pete lest someone in the future takes offence.

A Staffordshire Police spokesman said:

"We’ve received no complaints about signage outside J W Ash and Son butchers in Leek.

However, the local Chief Inspector for the Moorlands did advise the owner to give careful consideration to what was written on the boards in case anyone took offence. No other action has been taken."

Therefore, if no one has complained, why are the police sticking their noses into this??

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It's A Bad Day To Be Scottish

Minimum alcohol pricing will do nothing to help consumers in Scotland, and the public has been misled about the true effects of the policy, says @cjsnowdon.

Full response here: https://t.co/9AtVRWPUBU pic.twitter.com/sPNGgtVZQH

— IEA (@iealondon) May 1, 2018

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