Ker Farking Ching - Speed Awareness Courses Fund The Police

Following on from yesterday's article about Bedfordshire's Police and Crime Commissioner (Olly Martins) wanting all drivers who travel at more than 70 miles per hour to be fined in order to raise money for the police, the Telegraph reports that police have more than doubled the amount they collect from running speed awareness courses since 2010, despite a warning from ministers to stop raising revenue from speeding offences.

While the money collected from speeding fines goes to the Treasury, police forces are able to keep what they charge for running speed awareness courses, around £100 a time.

The vast majority of motorists prefer this option over a fine, because they avoid having points added to their licence and thereby keep their insurance premiums down.

In recent years, there has been a huge increase in the number of people attending such courses, as forces across the country recognise the financial benefits. In 2010 the number of people attending National Speed Awareness courses was 447,724, but by last year that figure had more than doubled to 1.19 million.

Ker Farking Ching!

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Ker Farking Ching - Speeding Fines Used To Raise Revenue

As loyal readers know, Nanny and her chums love to use fines as means of raising revenues.

Hence it should come as no surprise at all to learn that Nanny's chum, in the form of Bedfordshire's Police and Crime Commissioner (Olly Martins), wants all drivers who travel at more than 70 miles per hour to be fined.

Olly proposes turning on speed cameras permanently across stretches of the M1 motorway network, catching everyone who exceeded the limit.

Motorists would then be forced to pay a £100 fine as well as having points added to their licence, or could opt instead to attend a speed awareness course, costing £90.

Is this concern about speeding driven (pardon the pun) by a desire to improve road safety?

Is it fark! 

It is in fact being used as a means of raising millions of pounds in revenue for the police.

Olly is quoted by the Telegraph: 

“If motorists do not like it then they can always stick to the speed limit.”

The catch all phrase of those who are blind to reality, and who use the law to drive their own personal agendas.

Olly claims that he had been forced into suggesting the scheme, because his force was at financial breaking point and fining speeding drivers could help Bedfordshire retain 25 officers it would otherwise be forced to lose.

It will raise £1M!

When the police, council or government use fines as a means of raising revenue to pay for themselves the concept of impartial law enforcement, innocent until proven guilty and commonsense fairness is thrown out of the window.

The police will now be incentivised to use other means of raising revenue, and for new laws to to be passed that people can break and be fined for!

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Everything Causes Cancer!

As loyal readers know, the World Health Organisation (WHO) recently added processed meats to its list of ‘known’ carcinogens.

Here, courtesy of the Spectator, here is list of a few of the other things which have been claimed to be linked to cancer in the past fortnight:

• Make-up in Halloween outfits (blamed by a laser surgery centre in New York)
• Chocolate (blamed by a colorectal surgeon at St George’s Hospital, Tooting)
• Deodorants (tabloid article — no source given)
• Hormone-replacement therapy (tabloid article — no source given)
• ‘Roundup’ herbicide (named in US lawsuit)
• Sand used in fracking, which is to say, sand (Friends of the Earth)
• Nail polish (tabloid article — no source given)
• Shampoo (US gynaecologist)

In other words, if we look hard enough everything we eat, drink and come into contact with can increase the chances of some people developing cancer.

However, is not the reality that we are simply living much longer than we were designed to?

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Sugar Sugar - Brighton Council Hates Sugar

Are you Sugar Smart? Find out about our #sugarsmartcity debate & fill out the survey to win prizes at https://t.co/IIynJx7mmc #Brighton

— BrightonHoveCouncil (@BrightonHoveCC) October 29, 2015

Those of you who want to give Brighton coumncil (worshippers of Saint Jamie of Oliver) your views on the "dangers", or otherwise, of sugar should complete the survey via the above link.

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Supporting Theresa May

At the end of each day I send Theresa May a copy of all my internet browsing history. Everyone should do the same.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) November 2, 2015

With all this data (raw unprocessed information) being gathered (eg Project Stellar Wind) I wonder how Nanny will have the time or resources to process it into meaningful information that will enable her to protect us?

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#CamilaGate - Would You Give £46M To a Clown Masquerading as a Charity Helping Kids?

Loyal readers know that I have written about Kids Company on several occasions. As such it should as no surprise to learn that the National Audit Office has found that Kids Company received at least £46M of public money, despite repeated concerns about how it was run.

Financial concerns were raised as far back as 2002, yet the government relied on the charity's own self-assessment to monitor its performance!

Would you give £46M to a clown masquerading as a charity helping kids?

What the fuck was going on there, and why did the government kowtow to this organisation and its clown?

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