Those of you who doubt that Nanny's rules affect ordinary everyday activities, should read the following and weep.
Nanny's chums in the EU have issued a "Working at Heights Directive", which affects us here in the UK.
Father Anthony Sutch, of St Benet's Church in Beccles, had to call in electricians the other week to change light bulbs that are 40 feet above the congregation.
However, safety regulations deemed the church ceiling too high for a ladder; therefore scaffolding had to be erected, for a lengthy and costly replacement operation.
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