It's funny how things that we have taken as being harmless over the years, can take on a new and dangerous form once Nanny has got her teeth into them.
One such innocent object, now classified by Nanny as dangerous, is tinsel.
Gill Pyatt, a headmistress at an unnamed school (if anyone knows the name of the school, please can you let me know), has banned her pupils from wearing tinsel in their hair at Christmas after a student accidentally scratched her eyeball.
However, according to the rumour mill, Ms Pyatt plans to ban all Christmas celebrations at the school.
According to Metro, some parents claimed that they were told Christmas would not be marked at all this year because of the large number of Muslim pupils.
What a silly thing to do.