The goose is getting fat,
Nanny needs a spanking,
There's no doubt about that
It seems that for Nanny, Christmas is becoming just too Christian these days.
Her chums in the Home Office are threatening to withdraw funding for a memorial carol service for the victims of crime, because it is "too Christian".
The service has been held at St Martin-in-the-Fields in Trafalgar Square, for the last 11 years. It was set up to help grieving relatives of homicide.
However, Nanny's gnomes in the Home Office have threatened that they will withdraw funding unless the service tones down its Christian content.
Whatever happened to a good old fashioned commercial Christmas eh?