This week's Prat of The Week Award goes to one of Nanny's henchmen, Terry White, from the Labour Communications Unit.
White has decreed, in an email to Allan Murray a member of the public, that sports fans who wave the flag of Saint George are racist.
This follows on from a comment made by an ex-minister, Gisela Stuart (German born), who claimed that the rise of Englishness is a threat to democracy.
Mr Murray had written to Nanny saying:
"Why is it that as a party you dislike the English so much?
I am fed up to the back teeth with Labour's endless dumbing down of the English.
The Labour Party are trying to wipe England off the UK map."
White responded in a rant worthy of Nanny herself:
"England, as opposed to Britain, has an unfortunate history around the world and within the British Isles and please do not say that it is all past.
It is a fact that the right and extreme right in Britain cloak themselves in the English flag, the cross of St George and claim to be the true representatives of the English.
Wherever there is hooligan behaviour, usually linked to extreme right-wing political groups eg, at football matches here and abroad, it is the flag of St George that is displayed."
Utter....wait for it....bollocks!
Nanny is using the tired old argument that we should be guilty for our past, and to atone we must never mention our nationality again (except by way of shame).
Piffle and balderdash!
You can no more undo your past, than you can disinvent the wheel.
Yet Nanny is more than happy to encourage "racial awareness", and a yearning for separate identities, by encouraging devolution in Scotland and Wales. I won't even begin to discuss the Smooth Talking Bar Steward's shambolic attempt at a Northern Regional Assembly!
When you start to unpick the fabric of a United Kingdom, that took many centuries of bloodshed and toil to unite, you will get a backlash.
Nanny has realised that she may have spoken out of turn here, and has done what comes naturally to her; she has disowned White. A Labour spokesman said:
"We cannot condone these comments and they in no way represent the views of the Party. We apologise unreservedly for any offence caused."
Too late, you have exposed your warped thinking to the world; now suffer the consequences.
Those of you who wish to tell White and Nanny what you think of them, can contact them at the following address:
The Labour Party
16 Old Queen Street
London SW1H 9HP
08705 900 200
Give them hell!