This weeks Prat of The Week Award goes to Imran Khan.
Imran Khan, one of the world's finest cricketers...have you gone mad Ken? I hear you ejaculate (can I say ejaculate on the net?).
No, not that Imran Khan, but Imran Khan the employee of Direct Line Insurance.
Khan has taken Direct Line to an employment tribunal for religious discrimination. It seems that Direct Line have done an unspeakable thing to him.
They have offered him bottles of wine as a performance incentive.
Louise Cummings, Khan's team leader, said she introduced the incentives as a means of "improving staff morale and performance".
"If I had realised that I had hurt anyone's feelings, then I would have taken steps to rectify that immediately."
Khan is claiming that the bottles of wine on offer put him at a disadvantage because, as a Muslim, he cannot drink alcohol and was therefore unable to claim the prizes.
He is therefore seeking damages for "hurt feelings" under the Employment Equality (Religion or Belief) Regulations 2003.
A cynic might suggest that Khan was just "trying it on".
Tariq Sadiq, speaking for Direct Line, said that another Muslim worker, who had won an alcoholic prize in a similar scheme, had "simply" exchanged it for an alternative.
I am sure that had Mr Khan used his brains, he could have found a suitable alternative.
I was about to say that as a prize for winning Prat of The Week, a bottle of Noilly Prat will be winging its way to Khan; but he would probably find that offensive.
So he will get nowt!