Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Plus Ca Change

Bollocks To The Bar Steward
There we have it ladies and gentlemen, it is now official, both Bliary Poppins and the Smooth Talking Bar Steward are leaving office.

The end of an era?

Yes.

The end of the Nanny state?

No.

The design team here at Nanny Knows Best are already working hard on the new logo for the site, to take account of of Smiler Brown's ascendancy to orifice.

In the meantime I would like to remind you that classic editions of Nanny Knows Best and Bollocks To The Bar Steward products (T shirts, thongs, coffee cups, pillows, hoodies etc) are still available for sale.

They will doubtless become collectors' items, get them before they are banned!

- Nanny Knows Best Shop

- Bollocks To The Bar Steward Shop

3 comments:

  1. grumpy3:39 PM

    Would the 'smooth talking bar steward' of whom you speak, be the same person as the big, fat, ugly, lying, aggressive, stupid cunt who was once Deputy Leader of the New Labour Party?

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  2. grumpy,

    Do you mean the one who had no difficulty stringing noises together but struggled with words who once upon a time worked in a drinks serving role on cruise ships?

    Ken,

    Thinking about your problem, is it my eyesight or is ot perhaps the photo editors in the media outlets bit does anyone else think that the Chancer's hair is getting suddenly greyer?

    Givin his apparent and sudden conversion into being a 'nice guy full of humility' (apparently) I'm beginning to wonder if this chap we see on TV and in the papers is in fact an imperfect doppelganger.

    So, Ken, how on earth do you decided on wording for the merchandise or what colour mix the images should contain?

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  3. grumpy9:39 PM

    Grant,
    yeah, that'll be him. I understand that when his DPM days are finally over, they are going to 'ennoble' him (though how the fuck anybody could think there was anything noble about that arseole, I cannot imagine).
    I also understand that he won't have to 'lend' anybody a million quid to get his Lordship - he just has to keep his big daft gob shut!

    Anyone care to guess what his title will be?
    Lord Thick of Pigshit perhaps?

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