Oh dear oh dear, it seems that some of Nanny's police officers have suffered a sense of humour failure; as Miranda Skillings, of Brancaster, found to her cost recently.
Brancaster recently held a fete, the tradition of the village being that people put up "humorous" scarecrows around the village in "amusing" places and poses.
Mrs Skillings made 7ft scarecrow that resembled a policeman with a speed gun, she put him up next to roadside post.
Can you guess what happened next children?
Yes, that's right, a policeman arrested the scarecrow for impersonating a police officer and took him to the police station.
Oddly enough the village had received permission from the police to create such an effigy.
Therefore you will be relieved to hear that Mrs Skillings was allowed to take her scarecrow home. However, she has been told to remove the radar gun.
Inspector Dave Buckley of Norfolk Police said:
"Speed radars are used to prevent casualties on our roads. They should not be recreated by the roadside in jest."
I guess there is not much crime in the Norfolk area then?
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