Wednesday, September 02, 2009
You Know When You've Been ASBO'd
I see Nanny has introduced yet another variant on ASBOs, her preferred method of "punishing" knobheads and assorted twatery (or is it twattery?), Drinking Banning Orders (DBOs).
These so called "booze ASBOs" in theory are meant to prevent a persistent drunken twat head offender from visiting a pub, club, off licence, ban them from certain parts of a town and from drinking alcohol in public.
Police and local authorities can apply to a magistrate for a DBO if an individual, aged 16 or over, is regularly committing crime or anti-social behaviour while under the influence of alcohol.
All very well, but how exactly is the owner of a pub meant to know if his customer has a DBO or not.
Completely unenforceable in its current form.
I suggest that Nanny follows the recommendation that I made in August 2007 wrt drunken yobbery:
Drunken yobbery can be resolved by a session in the stocks, and by the tattooing (for say a month) on the foreheads of the yobs the following phrase:
"I am a drunken yob"
Any shop or pub found serving people with said tattoo on their heads, would immediately lose their licence.
This is the way to handle the yobs!
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