I see that Nanny is having another go at "fat" again.
This time she has set her sights on butter. Her "good practice" guidelines, as per one of her quangos the School Food Trust, states:
"When making sandwiches, try not using any butter or spread if the filling is moist enough. If using fat spread, choose a reduced-fat variety and spread thinly.".
Why not just dip the bread in water and be done with it?
Nanny's scare mongering about the dangers of butter is complete bollocks. Natural fats such as butter, cheese, milk and lard are far better for you than the artificial shit that is packaged as spreadable slurry.
As I have noted many times before, the body is like a car engine; it needs oil in it to prevent it seizing up.
Hence fat in the veins will of course aid the flow of blood!
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ReplyDeleteI like butter and would not dream of putting any processed crap on to my bread and then into my body.....Just look at the rubbish that's in these spreads....It reads like a chemisty experiment!!
If one follows all of Nanny's dietry recommendations, rules, bans and regulations, one won't live any longer but, by God it will sure seem like it!!
On a related topic, my local supermarket no longer stocks dripping.....What is this country coming to?
I would vote for any political party that advocated letting adults being adults again and making their own decisions and taking responsibility for their own lives. I would also back any party that would send children back to their rightful place; Childhood and under the care and control of adults.
'I see that Nanny is having another go at "fat" again.
ReplyDeleteThis time she has set her sights on butter. Her "good practice" guidelines, as per one of her quangos the School Food Trust, states:
"When making sandwiches, try not using any butter or spread if the filling is moist enough. If using fat spread, choose a reduced-fat variety and spread thinly.".
Why not just dip the bread in water and be done with it?'
Don't make suggestions like that, Ken, some jobsworth would probably advocate this! I bet old Ebenezer Scrooge would have been delighted with Nanny's
'guidelines' i.e dictats.
You also pointed out, Ken, that
"Natural fats such as butter, cheese, milk and lard are far better for you than the artificial shit that is packaged as spreadable slurry."
Most of these "healthy spreads" taste like the contents of a slurry pit, too!
Tonk said: "I would vote for any political party that advocated letting adults being adults again and making their own decisions and taking responsibility for their own lives. I would also back any party that would send children back to their rightful place; Childhood and under the care and control of adults."
I couldn't agree with you more!
I turn 60 next month and is wondering how I made it this far with out Nanny?
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ReplyDeleteShouldn't that have been "Dick Tats" following on from yesterday?
;-)
Tonk said "Just look at the rubbish that's in these spreads....It reads like a chemistry experiment!!"
ReplyDeleteMargarine is described on the packets as "Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat" If my memories of chemistry at school serve me correctly, it is made by bubbling hydrogen through the vegetable oil in the presence of a catalyst.
So your observation is entirely correct!
microdave said:
ReplyDelete"Margarine is described on the packets as "Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat" If my memories of chemistry at school serve me correctly, it is made by bubbling hydrogen through the vegetable oil in the presence of a catalyst."
Yes, perfectly true - only it was often fish oils and other unpalatable ingredients. Only fly in Nanny's oinkment is that hydrogenation results in trans fats which Nanny's Food Gestapo have branded as extremely dangerous. Talk about the arse not knowing what the head's doing. All hydrogenation does is to make fats normally liquid at room temperature into solids.