Monday, January 18, 2010
Bin Brother - Too Much Rubbish
My sympathies to Albert Stewart, a binman of 33 years standing in West Lancashire, who has fallen foul of Nanny's rules on waste management.
Mr Stewart wanted to help keep the area he worked in clean and tidy, he was in the habit of taking extra bin bags left beside overfull wheelie bins.
Needless to say Nanny's chums on West Lancashire Borough Council were not amused, they sent him a written warning and moved him from his route in Aughton to another one eight miles away.
West Lancashire Borough Council have told residents not to put out black bags next to their wheelie bins, because they attract vermin.
Except that if Mr Stewart was removing the bags, doesn't that reduce the chances of vermin being attracted?
Ah but it is not as simple as that!
The council argue that to collect the bags would simply encourage people to leave them out.
So you see loyal readers, the vermin are not the real issue. The real issue is that the council doesn't want to collect the bags.
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