Friday, January 29, 2010
Nanny Bans Nose Blowing
I see that the media is veritably awash with the story of Michael Mancini of Ayr, who fell foul of Nanny's police last October.
Seemingly, if Mr Mancini's version is accurate, he was apprehended by Nanny's police for "not being in control of his vehicle".
Was this a case of Harriet Harman dangerous driving?
Not really.
Mr Mancini was apprehended for blowing his nose and taking his hands off the wheel.
Now that would indeed be a dangerous action, if the vehicle was in motion and in gear. However, Mr Mancini contends that he was in stationary traffic, he took the vehicle out of gear and put the handbrake on before blowing his hooter.
Wouldn't a windscreen covered in snot be construed as a visual impairment to safe driving?
Doesn't Nanny tell us to catch our sneezes in handkerchiefs?
Disregarding that, Mr Mancini was given a £60 fixed penalty notice which he has refused to pay.
He now faces a trial later this year.
On the assumption that Mr Mancini's version of events is accurate, I would wonder why the police and the Procurator Fiscal (Scotland's version of the CPS) feel that this is such a vital case?
Aren't there more pressing criminal matters to attend to?
Still, I guess it looks good in the statistics that Nanny jerks off to every night.
BTW, The Independent reports that the policeman who gave Mancini his ticket was PC Stuart Gray. Gray recently issued a £50 fixed penalty to a man who accidentally dropped a £10 note in the street!
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This is one of the most ridiculous cases of misinterpretation of the Road Traffic Act I've ever heard of ..
ReplyDeleteHad Mr Mancini sneezed whilst in motion, the consequences could have been tragic ..
In my experience, sneezing usually involves the involuntary closing of the eyes & violent body shaking .. both are capable of causing a motor vehicle to alter its intended course ..
The Officer responsible for this waste of Taxpayers money needs to be re-educated soonest .. that or told to find more suitable employment for his over-zealous attitude ..
I can only assume this particular officer has got bored with arresting innocent photographers under the terrorism act.
ReplyDeleteI suppose he could move on to arresting real criminals, such as crooked politicians but that might require some intelligence.
The fact that this bloke is known as "Shiny Buttons" to his colleagues tells you all you need to know about him ..
ReplyDeleteStrikes me its high time the lads on his shift "squared" him up .. He'll drop his guard sooner or later .. then "WHAM" !!!
The only word that sums this up is KERCHING!!!
ReplyDeleteNanny's little helper sniffed some easy money but, his victim resisted....Nanny will not allow resistance and thus, is pursuing the motorist with all the keeness of a Jack Russel after a bone.
Sadly, many magistrates appear to take the word of plod as sacred and I fear this gentleman may well end up with a conviction and extra costs and a bigger fine...That'll teach him for saying no!!!
Of course the other possibility is that Nanny will drop the case as she hates bad publicity that exposes her nastiness for all to see.
Enjoy blwing your nose responsibly.
www.snotaware.co.uk
What a knobhead! It seems even the other coppers dont like him. Apparrently he ticketed someone for littering after they dropped a £10 note.
ReplyDeleteThis muppet should just be fired for bringing the force into disrepute rather than taking the case to court.
How do small people on a power trip get into the police force anyway? I thought they had a rigorous screening process. Or at least they used to.
Tonk - snotaware.co.uk?
Laugh? I spilled my brew!
It's officers like this one, who really endears the public to the police. I just hope that if this officer is ever attacked by real criminals, and he is assisted by a member of the public, he reflects upon what a nasty way he has behaved. Better still, as Bucko states, just sack him!
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ReplyDeleteLord of Atlantis said...
"It's officers like this one, who really endears the public to the police. I just hope that if this officer is ever attacked by real criminals, and he is assisted by a member of the public, he reflects upon what a nasty way he has behaved. Better still, as Bucko states, just sack him!"
I disagree, your Lordship: if this copper is not sacked on the spot over this (highly unlikely!) then, if he is ever attacked, as you suggest, it would be poetic justice if the public remembers how he treats people, and NOBODY comes to his aid!
Plod are just nanny's little tax collectors and social workers these days. The real crims run amok while the brave boys in blue dish out fines for trivial offences and learn how to take their boots off before raiding the local terrorist training camp (otherwise known as a mosque)
ReplyDelete'On the assumption that Mr Mancini's version of events is accurate, I would wonder why the police and the Procurator Fiscal (Scotland's version of the CPS) feel that this is such a vital case?'
ReplyDeleteTargets and Police Officers with < 12 years experience who, knowing nothing else but Labours version of law and order, are completely unable to exercise discretion (what's that?).
I read an article (entitled 'How Diversity Has Destroyed My Force') by a former commander of Strathclyde Police (the force in question) and it was enlightening.
Targets driving behaviour such as officers pretending to be gay as that increases your chance of promotion, victims of car break-ins being asked about their sexuality to see if it was possible to categorise them as 'hate crimes', ethnic minority groups receiving faster response times to reports of crime that non ethnic minority groups.
This is just more of the same pish. The local commander will have set targets for road traffic violations.