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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Nanny Bans Pigs



Poor old Peppa Pig (a children's cartoon character) has fallen foul of Nanny.

Her crime?

She doesn't wear seatbelts when travelling in the back of her parents' car.

Thus a veritable flurry (two or three in reality) of complaints have been lodged (oddly though the programme has been running since 2004, why now?).

The result?

The creators are "adjusting history", and redrawing 105 episodes to include seatbelts.

Whilst they are about it, they may wish to consider adding hands with fingers to the characters.

After all, how the hell can pigs with trotters be allowed in Nanny's Britain to drive cars?

Nanny may also care to complain to all other cartoon makers, going back to the 1920's, about the dangers of:

- anvils being dropped on heads
- eating TNT
- using high explosives to rid yourself of mice and other vermin
- hitting each other with frying pans
- running off cliffs and then looking down
- running into locomotives at full speed
- being squashed by a steamroller in order to flatten oneself
- chasing Tasmanian Devils rabbits, mice etc

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8 comments:

  1. You make good points Ken.....I suspect Nanny, being mentally retarded, has problems differentiating between what is real and what is fantasy.

    Enjoy re-writing history responsibly.

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  2. Pigs are nasty dirty unclean unIslamic animals. Depictions of them should be banned to avoid offence.

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  3. Are you saying, Anti, that pigs are not Kosher?

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  4. Lord of Atlantis3:04 PM

    Is it just me, or does all this sound rather sinister? If memory serves me correctly, it was regimes like Nazi Germany and the U.S.S.R which rewrote history in this manner. I fear that we are rapidly heading the same way, for our own good, of course!

    "Nanny may also care to complain to all other cartoon makers, going back to the 1920's, about the dangers of:

    - anvils being dropped on heads
    - eating TNT
    - using high explosives to rid yourself of mice and other vermin
    - hitting each other with frying pans
    - running off cliffs and then looking down
    - running into locomotives at full speed
    - being squashed by a steamroller in order to flatten oneself
    - chasing Tasmanian Devils rabbits, mice etc."

    For goodness sake, Ken, don't make suggestions like that: these twats have shown, time and time again, that they are quite capable of ruining our lives without encouraging them!

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  5. Julius Caesar3:07 PM

    Why can't the sad people who complained about this matter get a life? There are far more serious matters which do need dealing with, so why don't they concentrate on them?

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  6. Here is an analogy. 1981 when my daughter was 4.
    "Let me fasten you into your seat darling"
    "No Daddy, squirmwig doesn't do it on my television"
    "Fuck squirwig and do as you are told"

    Do you have to phone the BBC now?

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  7. what anticant said.
    they need to redraw them as cows and rename it peppa co.. oh wait that's offensive to hindus (one or two at any rate) so.. make them chicke.. oh wait offensive to vegetarians.. make them Parsnips? It alliterated well, and should be inoffensive. As long as they wear seatbelts that is.

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