Monday, January 25, 2010
Rickets 'R Us
I see that rickets (the scourge of the Victorian era) seems to be making a comeback to Nanny's Britain.
Rickets is caused by a deficiency of vitamin D.
Now, let me see, what are some good sources of vitamin D?
Oh I know, dairy products (eg butter, milk, cheese etc).
Oh bugger, we can't eat those because Nanny says they are bad for us.
Oh, hang on a minute, sunlight is another good source of vitamin D.
Oh bugger, Nanny has banned us going out in the sun (cancer risk etc).
Dear oh dear what will Nanny be able to do to reduce the risk of rickets then?
Coming soon, scurvy (because the carbon footprint of lemons, oranges and limes is simply outrageous!).
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