Friday, January 15, 2010
No Fat Ladies
The Dirty Bingo Caller... Mr. Nasty!
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Dear oh dear, what is the world coming to when bingo callers are banned from using the time honoured phrase "two fat ladies...88"?
Such was the fate recently of John Sayers, who runs charity games in Sudbury. He was told by a council clerk (ah yes, our "respected" councils putting their noses into matters which do not concern them again) that the traditional "two fat ladies" phrase might upset some players.
Seemingly the council were worried that if there were two "large" ladies in the audience, they may well be offended.
Errmmm...clearly the council doesn't get out much, more often than not at least two participants in any bingo club are "generously" proportioned. I would assume that if people took offence they would have complained themselves.
Why does it need the council to create an offence which hasn't been taken?
Seemingly the phrase "legs 11" is also deemed "ungood".
Something about the fact the caller might have inadvertently looked at someone's legs at the moment he ejaculates the phrase (can I say "ejaculate"?), apparently.
Haven't councils got better things to do with their time and our money?
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