Wednesday, January 06, 2010
The Scanners Are Coming
I amused to see that our "beloved" PM Gordon "Smiler" Brown has authorised the installation of body scanners, at all of the UK's airports, in response to the threat posed by morons who try to detonate their underpants.
Here are a few observations about Brown's "great" plan:
1 Scanners have been considered in the past, and deemed not up to the job.
2 Scanners require a human to spot the "bomb", they are therefore not infallible.
3 Scanners will not pick up certain dangerous substances.
4 Brown has ordered a review of security, with special emphasis on scanners. Yet he has overridden the review, even before it has concluded/reported, and ordered scanners.
It's an election year, and he has to look "decisive".
5 Body scanners will most likely break Nanny's anti child porn laws.
6 Why waste resources treating all passengers as suspects, when experts in the field of terrorism have stated (time and time again) that the terrorists fit a reasonably "easy to identify" profile?
Nanny is just trying to look busy, to make us think that she is useful to us.
However, do not be too alarmed, as said this is a "directive from Brown himself:
1 Orders from Brown never actually come to fruition.
2 These days orders from the Number 10 bunker carry as much weight as Fuhrer orders did in April 1945.
3 Brown/Labour will cock this up, as they have done every other thing in the past 13 years.
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