Monday, January 04, 2010
Breaking Nanny's Rules Over Christmas
Good morning my loyal readers,
Another Monday descends upon us like a low hanging rotting fruit falling from the branch.
As I face the start of the post Christmas/New Year working week, and observe the droop of my Christmas trees and sagginess of my tinsel, I have reflected upon the various ways in which I have broken Nanny's rules over the Christmas season:
1 I used the words "Merry Christmas" in my greetings, both oral and written, instead of saying "Happy Holidays".
2 I erected (can I say "erected"?) 3 Christmas trees, without ensuring that they will be replaced (ie they may not come from a sustainable supply).
3 I burned wood in my fireplaces, for visual effect, and used central heating at the same time; thus contributing to green house emissions.
4 I ate Brussels sprouts, thus contributing to greenhouse emissions.
5 I erected (there's that word again!) decorations without taking a course on "Working at Height".
6 I used a step ladder, without taking the requisite "How To Mount a Ladder" training course.
7 I plugged in vast numbers of electrical gadgets, extensions, cables, lights and animations without being professionally qualified to touch electrical equipment.
8 The electricity used in said lights etc, needless to say, will have contributed vastly to "global warming".
9 I drank all manner of stuff, with gusto! (who is "gusto"?).
10 I ate all manner of stuff, with gusto!
I am still alive, and won't be taking down the decorations until next weekend (midway compromise between British and Swedish traditions here in Frost Towers).
Feel free to add to the above list.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
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