Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Nanny Bans Armbands

Nanny Bans ArmbandsI am told by Carolyn Warner, Chairperson of the Right to Swim Campaign, that ROSPA (the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents) spoke at a recent meeting with Tessa Jowell.

During this meeting, Nanny's chums from ROSPA expressed their concerns about armbands (of the swimming variety); they stated that armbands are dangerous because a child can take them off!

Erm, do they suggest that the hapless child attach the armbands with superglue?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Oh come on, we all know superglue doesn't work with water, we have to use a staple gun!!!