Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Happy Christmas

Have it large this Christmas!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. ...and all the very best to you two as well. Indulge yourselves in this mid winter festival, and may 2013 impoose itself on us gently x

  2. Howard5:47 PM

    I shall resolutely stick within recommended alcohol limits, I shall also diligently fill in all risk-assessment forms before setting out and wear a hi-viz vest walking back from the pub to alert drivers of my presence.

    Like hell I will.


  3. I have just done a formal audit of my alcohol consumption for (Calendar Year) 2012 - and find to my shame (nay-horror) I have woefully failed to meet NANNY'S limits.
    It will, I admit, be a bit of challenge to catch up in the one remaining week - but a local Supermarket has whisky at around a tenner, which- with suitable additives - can be rendered quaff-able in emergencies.

  4. Merry Christmas one and all.....I am now too pissed to write any thing else and too bloated to move.

    Have it large and just laugh at hi-viz.

  5. God Jul!

  6. It was so mild last night that I was able to sit outside my local watching the much expanded river roar by while enjoying a smoke and several large Glenmorangies.

    Merry Xmas to you.

  7. Lord of Atlantis2:56 PM

    I hope You, Ken, your family, and all my fellow contributors to this website had a wonderful Christmas, and have a Very Happy New Year.