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Thursday, May 29, 2014

Euro Nanny Bans Chanel No 5

I see that, despite being given a resounding middle finger by the people of Europe, Euro Nanny continues to try to micro manage every detail of our lives.

This time she is threatening to ban Chanel No 5 and a number of other perfumes, such as Miss Dior.

For why?

Seemingly Euro Nanny is worried that we may have an allergic reaction to these products.

Hang on a minute, I thought that all such products have been thoroughly tested on animals and students before they are released to the world in general?

More to the point Chanel No 5 has been around for donkey's years (93 by all accounts), and no one appears to have died from it yet!

All that aside, it seems that Euro Nanny is worried about the moss content of some perfumes which some people are allergic to.

Now here's the thing, if you are allergic to a soap or a perfume or other such product you stop using it.

How hard is that for the cretins in Brussels to understand?

More to the point some people are allergic to certain fruit juices, shall we ban them as well?

The plans by Euro Nanny are complete bollocks, and show how out of touch with reality she really is!

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  1. It's a bit like radium lipstick. Nanny is only now coming to the conclusion there is something "healthier". No doubt there's some industrial replacement waiting within the wings. I know damn well I read something about this in the last week but it has vanished off an easy google search, "This" as in health issues with cosmetics.


  2. Anonymous11:28 AM

    There is a issue with perfumes in the workplace for people who aren't wearing them - I used to get it. The difference is that I didn't expect that person to stop wearing them because it made my breathing worse!

    However you can't ban *certain* brands - its all or nothing. Or ban one ingredient due to its high risks.

  3. EuroNanny introduced a batch control system for perfumes a year or two ago. It was completely unnecessary but heaped loads of extra costs on companies

  4. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Dear Mr Frost

    Some people are allergic to nuts, which is why they have stopped voting for them.