EU Nanny Has Never Heard of VPN!

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EU Fuckwits Try To Ban Twitter

 

The fuckwits running the EU are so pissed off with the fact that Twitter allows people to post things that the EU doesn't like, that it is seeking to ban it.

BREAKING: Twitter owner Elon Musk is hit with devastating news as France’s Digital Minister threatens to ban Twitter from the ENTIRE European Union territory if Musk does not get serious about tackling Twitter’s growing wave of “disinformation.”

But it gets WORSE for Musk…

A… pic.twitter.com/5RHfAYJ7SM

— Omar Rivero (@OmarRiverosays) May 29, 2023

They are so fuckwitted in the EU that they haven't twigged that any ban is easily circumvented by the use of VPN.

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EU Nanny Flattening Another Curve!

NOW - EU will propose a "mandatory target for reducing electricity use at peak hours" in order to "flatten the curve." pic.twitter.com/Q6EuLLTM0L

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) September 7, 2022

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Queen's Speech To Kill EU's Cookie Monster?

 

It is expected that the Queen's speech today will finally outline plans to end that most despised of regulations, namely the EU's cookie pop-up banners reminding users that websites will use cookies to store information about them.

The Queen’s speech will contain an explicit promise to end the annoying, time-wasting requirement for cookie box-ticking via the new Data Reform Bill.

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Whatever You Do, Don't Tell St Greta of Thunberg!

BREAKING: BBC News just confirmed that many airlines are flying (some) empty planes because, under EU rules, if they don't fly they may lose their slots. EU have not yet relaxed rules given the coronavirus 🤦‍♂️🤪

— Bay Kurley (Not affiliated to Sky, or Journalism) (@BayKurley) March 10, 2020

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Nanny To Install Speed Limiters On All New Cars

Euro Nanny has decreed that all new cars sold in the UK and Europe are to be fitted with devices to automatically stop drivers from exceeding the speed limit under sweeping changes to vehicle safety rules provisionally agreed by the EU.

Although Britain may no longer be part of the EU when the rules come into effect, the UK regulator, the Vehicle Certification Agency, has said it will mirror safety standards for vehicles in the UK. Remind me again, why did we want to leave the EU?

Let us trust and assume that there are no software glitches/hacks that cause "unforeseen" problems!

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Meanwhile In Paris!

Almost certainly, had this seemingly genuine video of police attacking a protester last weekend been filmed not in Paris but in eg Moscow or Tehran, it would have featured prominently on almost every US UK front pagepic.twitter.com/hoX1maj6mB

— Charles Shoebridge (@ShoebridgeC) December 5, 2018

Odd that this has not been featured very prominently by the media.

Pay your taxes, or the state will kick the shit out of you!

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Nanny Hates Plastic Straws

Environment Secretary Michael Gove has confirmed the Government wants to ban plastic straws but says there is "some concern" EU laws could prevent it

— Sky News Newsdesk (@SkyNewsBreak) February 23, 2018

I would have thought that there are more pressing issues to address at the moment!

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Euro Nanny Censors Freedom of Speech

Censorship row as @Europarl_EN bans cartoons for satirising EU - note @ALDEgroup/@catherinemep censor’s pencil https://t.co/5MgbHxue6w pic.twitter.com/pZ32Fz8n8u

— Bruno Waterfield (@BrunoBrussels) September 18, 2017

Remember, it is a thought crime to criticise the EU and its ambitions for Continental domination!

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Euro Nanny Hates Booze

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me in the direction of an article in the Independent that warns about nanny having a go at drinkers again.

A report by United European Gastroenterology wants alcohol sales to be restricted and minimum pricing introduced.

For why?

Seemingly Europe needs to be weaned off its “deeply embedded” fondness for alcohol.

Apparently Europe drinks more alcohol than any other part of the world and consequently has the highest rate of ill-health and premature death linked directly to it.

Seemingly the Brits are to blame in part (a swelling of national pride!) because of the 24-hour availability of alcohol in the UK. However, we only rank eight in the boozer league (Lithuania comes out top).

Notwithstanding that, Euro Nanny wants evening sales banned, minimum pricing introduced etc etc.

Euro Nanny can F Off!

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UK Is The Second Worst Nanny State In The EU

The UK is the second worst nanny-state in the EU, according to research from the Institute of Economic Affairs.

Britain falls behind only Finland in rankings from the Institute of Economic Affairs.

The Nanny State Index, published by the IEA and the European Policy Information Centre, scores countries on regulation of private, lifestyle choices.

Using 32 criteria related to food, soft drinks, alcohol, tobacco and e-cigarettes, it identifies the best and worst countries to eat, drink, smoke and vape.

The UK’s high position is attributed to excessive regulation and “sin” taxes, including plans for a levy on sugar in soft drinks.

Other measures cited include the extension of a ban on junk food advertising and measures to cut branding on cigarette packaging.

The UK also maintains the highest taxes on cigarettes and wine in the EU and the second highest taxes on beer.

The UK has some particularly punitive sin taxes. It has more than twice as many nanny state ‘points’ as the best performing countries, Germany and the Czech Republic. It has the highest taxes on cigarettes and wine in the EU and the second highest taxes on beer. The UK has seen a rising tide of lifestyle regulations in recent years, including:

• Its smoking ban, introduced in 2007, allows fewer exemptions than that of almost any other country;


• In May 2016, the UK and France became the first European countries to ban branding on tobacco products (‘plain packaging’);


• A ban on ‘junk food’ advertising to children was extended to digital media in December 2016;


• A UK-wide tax on sugary drinks is expected to be implemented in 2018;


• There is a ban on sugary drinks in Scottish hospitals and both the Scottish and Welsh governments support minimum pricing for alcohol;


• The only sliver of liberalism comes in the UK’s approach to e-cigarettes. Although the Welsh Assembly has proposed banning vaping in many indoor public places, no legislation forbids e-cigarette use in the UK.

Germany and Slovakia retain their positions as the most liberal countries in the EU.

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Posh Crisps Cause Cancer

Seemingly posh crisps could cause cause cancer, a study by government-backed scientists has found, as they contain high levels of acrylamide, a known carcinogen.

The Telegraph reports that tests conducted by Fera Science on behalf of campaign group Changing Markets, found t he highest levels of the chemical were found in Tyrells "Sweet Potato Lightly Salted" crisps, which contained more than three times the recommended amount, according to European food standards.

According to EU benchmarks crisps should not contain more than 750 milligrams per kilogram of acrylamide. Despite this Tyrells "Sweet Potato Lightly Salted" crisps contain 2486 milligrams per kilogram.

The research also found Morrisons' "Cheese and Onion Popped Potato Snacks" and Aldi's premium brand "Passions Barbeque Flavour Popped Potato Chips" contained twice as much acrylamide than the recommended level.

Given we are leaving the EU, we can safely ignore their health warnings.

Failing that, if you are worried, simply resort to eating cheap crisps.

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Boris Nailed It!

People "offended" by The Foreign Secretary's comments today are humourless, deliberately obtuse, snowflakes-it's a witty metaphor #getalife

— Michael Gove (@michaelgove) January 18, 2017

There is an irony that Gove comes to Boris's defence.

However, Gove is right:

Get a Life!

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Euro Nanny Loves The UK

EU Faces Funding Cliff Edge: https://t.co/WXaM2b4kB9 pic.twitter.com/Esz3lQS0Q5

— Euro Guido (@EuroGuido) January 12, 2017

The above clearly demonstrates why Euro Nanny and her lackeys won't let us leave the EU.

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EU In Critical Condition

BREAKING: Merkel says the EU is in 'critical condition'

— The Int'l Spectator (@intlspectator) September 16, 2016

With one little push maybe we can put it out of its misery!

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Advice To Nanny Tusk

@eucopresident à la carte is more profitable than table d'hôte. Don't reject à la carte before you have done a CBA!

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) July 5, 2016

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Stop Whinging

Courtesy of Virgin media my broadband has been down since Friday and won't be fixed before Wednesday, hence I am posting from a mobile.

Regarding the post referendum whinging and clamour for referendum 2 the sequel, irrespective of how you voted, stop whinging and finger pointing.

We are where we are, and need to work from that.

A house divided inevitably falls !
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EU Wants To Ban Referenda

Top Eurocrat: "Referenda are becoming a huge problem for the EU... perhaps it is time for an EU ban on referenda" https://t.co/OCigUuVpeZ

— Euro Guido (@EuroGuido) April 12, 2016

Democracy sucks when voters don't vote the way Nanny wants them to!

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CERN To Open The Gates of Hell?

Whilst British Nanny frets about all manner of trivia, and seeks to stop us doing anything which she construes to be remotely risky, it is heartwarming to see our chums in Europe throw caution to the wind and go where no man (how very un-pc of me) has gone before.

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, is gearing up for another run at smashing particles together to unlock the secrets of the universe.

That means, according to some, blasting open a gateway for apocalyptic demons!

This rather puts into perspective all the fuss that Nanny makes over bacon sarnies and second hand vap smoke.

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Britain Third Worst Nanny State in EU

A loyal readers have known for a very long time, Britain has a very heavy handed Nanny.

Now comes proof of what we already knew, statistics put together by the Institute of Economic Affairs show that Britain is the third worst country in the European Union for nanny state regulation.

The 2016 Nanny State Index, published today, shows that on Finland and Sweden are more meddling that British Nanny. by the Institute of Economic Affairs, gave every EU country a score out of 100 according to how it regulates private lifestyle choices on alcohol, food, soft drinks, tobacco and e-cigarettes.

Here is the table of Nannyism as per the Telegraph.

Finland is the EU's number one Nanny state thanks to its taxes on chocolate, soft drinks, alcohol and tobacco. Finland also has an outright ban on e-cigarettes, a ban on happy hours and heavy restrictions on advertising.

No link between regulation and longer life expectancy was found.

Countries with heavy regulation of alcohol do not have lower rates of drinking, and countries with heavy regulation of tobacco do not have lower rates of smoking.

Christopher Snowdon, head of lifestyle economics at the Institute of Economic Affairs, said:

“The obvious conclusion is that nanny state regulation does not work.”

Exactly!

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