Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, March 27, 2015

On Your Feet!

On Your Feet Britain says that office work is bad for you, sitting for long periods at work is linked to a host of health problems, which are not undone by working out in the gym.

It goes on to say that things were a lot better 100 years ago.

Thus I suggest that we all go down the mines or into the cotton mills, and return to a way of life and work that was much "healthier"!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Great! Let's get those bloody children back up the chimney: that'll keep them off of Facebook and Twitter etc:-)

  2. Anonymous8:36 PM

    I walk or bike back and forth to work each day: twice = 3 miles. If I sit on my bum when I get there (which I don't as I'm a Primary teacher) so what; another of Nanny's pronouncements stated that 150 mins of physical activity a week was quite sufficient: my walking and biking takes at least an hour a day. Mind you, an old friend of mine who died at the tender age of 99 spent the last 50 years of his life either sitting in a chair, sitting in a car, or sitting on a tractor seat, ploughing - he lived, largely, on fish and seabirds boiled in milk, raw turnips and potatoes, bread and dripping . . . so, as his ghost would say; "Those swack bastards can bile their heids".

    Richmond Mathewson.

  3. Let us enter the world of statistics. For instance, +1M votes for JC. This was put into context by a mouthpiece as "15M didn't vote" therefore (blah) against.

    Complete BS. 15M didn't vote because they "did not give a shit", rather than voting against.

    1. ..and of course I pasted the above into the wrong browser window. I better go read the article to make up!

      "45% of women and 37% of men spend less than 30 minutes a day up on their feet at work"

      Shock horror. In the next installment.. 'swimmers are more prone to wrinkly skin disease' ;-)

      "More than half regularly eat their lunch at their desk"

      Ignoring the fact they have to walk somewhere to fetch it.

      "78% office workers felt they spent too much time sitting down"

      '22% had enough brains to stand up periodically'

      "Nearly two-thirds were worried sitting at work was having a negative impact on their health"

      Q: are you worried pizza might be fattening?
      A: (plonk statistics into excel & ignore biased question)

      I really must stop looking at the news. All it does is wind me up!