Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Plain Fag Packs Coming Soon

Plain fag packs are on their way.

Nanny's MPs are expected to approve the introduction of standardised packaging for cigarettes in the UK today. This will mean that from 2016 every packet will look the same except for the make and brand name, with graphic photos accompanying health warnings.

It seems that darker colours (olive green) are favoured ahead of white, as this is perceived to signify more harm.

The solution to this nonsense is simple, buy a fancy fag packet cover to personalise your fag packet!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Now there's a nice business opportunity, rather like those coloured sleeves for your iPhone: fancy sleeves for one's fags: I favour the one that says "Fuck off out of my face!" written on the front. Or, possibly, "Cameron you Cunt." (always assuming Cameron wins the next election), or, "Milliband you Moron."

    1. Someone is already on to it. You can check out the merchandise at:

      The guy will even supply you with one with "Fuck off out of my face!" written on the front. Or "Cameron you Cunt". Or "Milliband you Moron."
      I think he started up about when the Australian government bent over and let the zealots in Tobacco Control butt-fuck them. Not sure where he's based, but he delivers worldwide. Never bought one myself cos I smoke roll-ups, but someone I know has had one more than a year, and it still works fine, apparently.

  2. David Cameron 2008:

    "The era of big, bossy, state interference, top-down lever pulling is coming to an end."

    mmm I wonder what happened