Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, January 23, 2012

House of Commons Menus Galore

Those of you who wonder why our elected representatives are so fat, may consider that it is because they are able to dine so well at our expense:



  • Menu - 6th Floor Cafe (PDF PDF 867 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Adjournment (PDF PDF 80 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Bellamys (PDF PDF 216 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Churchill Dining Room (PDF PDF 172 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Debate (PDF PDF 75 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Jubilee Cafe (PDF PDF 171 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Members' Dining Room (PDF PDF 206 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Members' Tea Room (PDF PDF 165 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Moncrieffs (PDF PDF 256 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Portcullis Cafeteria (PDF PDF 427 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Pugin Room Bar (PDF PDF 193 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Strangers' Dining Room (PDF PDF 205 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Menu - Terrace Cafeteria (PDF PDF 147 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - 6th Floor Cafe (PDF PDF 218 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - Adjournment (PDF PDF 79 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - Bellamys (PDF PDF 152 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - Members' Tea Room (PDF PDF 97 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - Portcullis Cafeteria (PDF PDF 316 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Breakfast menu - Terrace Cafeteria (PDF PDF 131 KB)


  • However, some members still feel they need a larger discount!

     Complaint about service in the Palace of Westminster (PDF PDF 250 KB)Opens in a new window

  • Complaint about food and service in the Palace of Westminster (PDF PDF 106 KB)Opens in a new window
  • General complaints about catering in the Palace of Westminster (PDF PDF 196 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Complaint about food in the Palace of Westminster (PDF PDF 41 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Complaint about value for money in the Palace of Westminster (PDF PDF 189 KB)Opens in a new window
  • General complaints about catering in 7 Millbank (PDF PDF 337 KB)Opens in a new window
  • General complaints about catering in the Northern Estate (PDF PDF 268 KB)Opens in a new window
  • Generic complaints about catering (PDF PDF 377 KB)Opens in a new window


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    "Rolling Back The Frontiers of The State" - Not!



    Oh dear I see that our "Roll Back The Frontiers of The State" government has decided to award local authorities extra funds if they can demonstrate that they have improved our health by tackling air pollution, domestic violence and truancy etc.

    Andrew Lansley, Nanny's Health Secretary, will announce that data on over 60 factors that influence health will be collected.

    Councils will be expected to boost rates of breastfeeding, tackle school attendance, homelessness, tooth decay and the numbers of young people in the criminal justice system etc.

    Lansley is of the view:

    “We all want to be healthy. No one wants an unhealthy existence. And the job of the Government – and my responsibility – is to help people live healthier lives."

    The question, whenever Nanny is involved, is when does "helping" become "enforcing"?


    Anyhoo, rest assured this plan will go tits up:

    1 Councils will manipulate data to ensure they win more money.

    2 It will be used as an excuse by councils to intrude ever more into our lives, and to collect more information about us.

    3 It will cost more than it saves.

    4 It will be used by councils to promote whatever "harebrained scheme" single issue agendas they have.

    In short, it will benefit us not one jot!

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    Friday, January 20, 2012

    Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder



    Ugh I see that the cretinous element of the Tory party (ie Nadine Dorries) is seeking to involve the state in the sex lives of teenagers.

    Dorries has proposed a bill that would require schools to offer girls between the ages of 13 and 16 lessons on the "benefits of abstinence" from sex.

    Dorries herself though seems happy enough to not abstain from sex with family friends (In January 2011, Dorries stated that, since December 2010, she had been in a relationship with John Butler, a married man who had been a family friend for 13 years previously and whom, she claimed, had separated from his wife shortly before.)

    Here's why her bill is bollocks:

    1 MPs are the last people on the planet who should lecture others about morals and sex.

    2 Should not boys also be given these lessons? Why are only girls being targeted?

    3 Telling a teenager to abstain form sex is as productive as trying to herd cats. Teenagers are hormonally programmed to bonk. A far better use of time and resources would be to ensure that the teenagers are fully cognisant about contraception, stds and the costs (financial and emotional) of having a baby at a young age.

    Moralistic preaching about abstinence will fail, and will turn the teenagers off from listening to relevant advice about contraception etc etc. It will of course also make sex even more exciting, as it will be "forbidden".

    Why is this cretinous woman an elected representative for fark's sake?


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    Thursday, January 19, 2012

    Educashun - The GCSE In Skydiving



    I am glad to see that reports about Nanny's educashun system making exams easier have been proven to be incorrect.

    That at least is the conclusion one "might" draw from the fact that Sian Spence (15) is taking the first ever GCSE to include indoor skydiving, after the WJEC exam board agreed to assess her hobby as part of the PE course.

    Skydiving will account for 66% of her PE marks.

    The exam board is now trying to work out how to asses her.

    Hmm, let's see how this all pans out then!

    Personally speaking I am in favour of introducing the ancient Chinese civil service exam, whereby candidates were locked in a room for 24 hours with all the paper and ink they needed and were told to write down everything they knew.

    Now that's an exam that separates the "men from the boys"!

    Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

    Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

    www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

    Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries