Nanny Hates Fags - Smoking in Cars Banned

I see that a smoking shelter outside Altnagelvin Hospital in Londonderry is to be demolished today.

The Western Health Trust's new policy means that smokers will not be able to use such shelters. Additionally, and this is really bizarre, people (staff, patients, the public etc) will be banned from smoking in their own cars cars on trust premises.

A trust spokeswoman is quoted by the BBC:

"The Western Trust will become a completely smoke free campus on 12 March 2014, National No Smoking Day, making the trust the first smoke free health and social care trust in Northern Ireland.

No smoking will be allowed on site for patients, service users, staff, members of the public and contracted workers. 

This is a step further than the previous policy as there will be no shelter where patients can smoke and staff will not be allowed to smoke in their cars on site."

May I ask how the fark Nanny intends to enforce her no smoking in cars policy?

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Nanny Wants More Canadian Porn

My thanks to a loyal reader from Canada who has a alerted me to some Canadian Nanny nonsense (courtesy of the National Post) regarding porn shown on AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and Maleflixxx (Canadian TV channels), it seems that not enough of the porn is Canadian.

Nanny's chums from the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) have been up all night watching bucket loads of porn, and have decreed that there are insufficient levels of Canadian-made pornography (the threshold is 35%) plus what is shown has not been close-captioned. As such, the CRTC has issued a reprimand to the three TV channels.

Incidentally, under standard CRTC policy, Canadian channels must also cater to the blind by offering “Audio Description,” a service in which narrators describe “graphics that appear on the screen.”

I see......erm thoughts and comments on how that would work anyone??

Good to know that Nanny spends taxpayers' money on watching porn.

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Nanny Bans Food

Following on from Nanny's warnings about sugar being addictive, I see that she also has a bee in her bonnet about high protein food (eg meat).

A study in the journal Cell Metabolism seemingly has led Nanny and the media to conclude that eating meat is almost as dangerous as smoking.

Should we all eat dust then?

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Nanny Hates Sugar

Dame Sally Davies, Nanny's chief medical officer, is so alarmed about the dangers of sugar that she wants it taxed.

Sigh!

In her view (as per the BBC) "research will find sugar is addictive".

Read that statement very carefully.... she is saying in effect that although there is no evidence that sugar is addictive, one day there will be evidence.

Please bear in mind that she is meant to be Nanny's chief medical officer and, as such, should have some form of scientific education wherein beliefs and gut feelings are outweighed by facts.

Evidently, when one has "faith", facts and science aren't important!

With regard to addiction, here is a list of things that are addictive:

- booze
- fags
- drugs
- coffee/tea
- chocolate
- porn
- sex
- exercise
- anorexia
- overeating
- cosmetic surgery
- violence
- wanking
- the internet
- tweeting etc

In short, most things in the human experience are addictive if they are "overdone". The key to living a healthy, non addictive, life is to have balance and perspective and not to overdo one's little pleasures (ie apply commonsense).


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Bin Brother - Nanny's Bin Tax

Nanny's chums in local councils are forever bleating that they are running out of money. However, instead of cutting back on waste and unnecessary expenditure, they opt for the easy route and bleed the local taxpayers dry usually via increasing council taxes.

These days though, as a result of pressure from central Nanny and from more vocal local residents councils are finding that it is not so easy to raise council taxes.

The solution?

Simples, create another charge for a service that is already covered by council tax.

Step forward Nanny's greedy chums from South Gloucestershire council who want to introduce a £36 per annum charge, which in theory is meant to cover the cost of collecting local residents' green bins.

Call me old fashioned, but this just sounds like a complete rip off. In the event the green bins are so expensive to collect, why not simply abandon them and return to the good old days of putting all your waste in the same bin?

Let's face it, all the waste (green or otherwise) simply ends up in landfills in India anyway.

Anyhoo, Chris Skidmore MP for Kingswood, has launched a petition calling on South Gloucestershire Council to stop this rip off.

Those of you who wish to sign it, and live in the area, can do so via this link Say No To Labour’s Bin Tax.

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Nanny's Fat Child Catchers

I see that Boris Johnson has stated that Muslim children who risk radicalisation by their parents should be taken into care, and that a "fatal squeamishness" had developed over intervening in the behaviour of certain groups in society.

He is quoted by the BBC:

"At present, there is a reluctance by the social services to intervene, even when they and the police have clear evidence of what is going on, because it is not clear that the 'safeguarding law' would support such action.

A child may be taken into care if he or she is being exposed to pornography, or is being abused - but not if the child is being habituated to this utterly bleak and nihilistic view of the world that could lead them to become murderers.

I have been told of at least one case where the younger siblings of a convicted terrorist are well on the road to radicalisation - and it is simply not clear that the law would support intervention.

This is absurd. The law should obviously treat radicalisation as a form of child abuse.

It is the strong view of many of those involved in counter-terrorism that there should be a clearer legal position, so that those children who are being turned into potential killers or suicide bombers can be removed into care - for their own safety and for the safety of the public."

Irrespective of whether Nanny should remove children that she considers to be at risk of radicalisation, given that Nanny allows religious schools to exist proving "radicalisation" may be an uphill struggle, it is "ironic" that the alleged "squeamishness" at removing children does not extend to those who Nanny deems to be fat.

The Independent reports that 74 children have been put into care in the last five years because they are morbidly obese. The rationale being that allowing a child to become obese is akin to child abuse.

Tam Fry, a spokesman for the National Obesity Forum, said letting children get so obese at such a young age was “quite simply child neglect and abuse”.

“I understand the reluctance of social workers to act until medical professionals have seen the children. But once a care order is obtained, no delay on their part is acceptable. It is a national tragedy that so many children are now, quite rightly, being taken into care.”

Evidently Nanny believes that she can do a better job than the parents at raising children.


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