Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Tesco Celebrates Youth Day


How "ironic" Tesco, the supermarket chain that doesn't want children risking their health with Ribena, is happy to have them eat sugar laden Jelly Babies!

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Monday, August 10, 2015

Send In The Clowns


Apparently Nanny gave £3M of our money to a bunch of clowns!

As per the Telegraph:
"The former boss of Kids Company used the charity’s money to pay the boarding school fees for her chauffeur’s daughter, it was claimed, as it emerged the band Coldplay could step in to save part of the embattled organisation. 

The revelation comes amid allegations of financial mismanagement by Camila Batmanghelidjh as pressure grows for charities to be more accountable. 

The Charity Commission confirmed to the Daily Telegraph it is looking into allegations by the charity’s former employees of “inappropriate spending” but it said it is not a formal investigation at this point and that no firm conclusion has been reached. 

However, the Mail on Sunday reported the charity helped finance a spot for the teenage daughter of Jeton Cavolli, her personal chauffeur, at Dauntsey’s School where fees reach nearly £30,000 a year."
Where's the £3M gone then?
 
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Thursday, August 06, 2015

Nanny Loves Kids and Their Company



In mid July I wrote the following about Kids Company:
"There has been a fuss in the media recently over the resignation of Camila Batmanghelidjh, from her position of CEO of a charity Kids Company that she founded.

It transpires the heart of the issue relates to non payment by the charity of nearly £700K of unpaid National Insurance to HMRC in 2003.

HMRC has written off £589,587 of the amount owed (at the taxpayers' expense) and Nanny, it seems, will hand over £3M of taxpayers' money to continue to fund the charity.

Laurence Guinness, director of communications at Kids Company, is quoted by the Third Sector saying that the charity had:

"experienced a delay in making National Insurance payments to HMRC as resources were focused on meeting the immediate needs of a high number of vulnerable children with complex needs who were not receiving statutory support".
A "delay"?

Twelve years??

When does a charity cease to be a charity, and become a business?"
Barely three weeks on, and the "charity" is now closing down amid some very ugly rumours indeed about various issues.

BBC assistant political editor Norman Smith said warnings had been sounded as far back as the Labour government:
"All those reasons, it seems, were put to one side - and the reason, bluntly, is because it appears Kids Company was a charity which enjoyed the protection of Downing Street, under Gordon Brown and David Cameron."
The observant amongst you will be asking, what about the £3M of taxpayers' money that was handed over?

The Cabinet Office's lead official raised concerns that the grant, intended for a "transformation and downsizing plan", would be poor value for money, but was told by ministers to press ahead.

It seems that Nanny will make an attempt to get it back, not least because the Cabinet Office believes that the conditions attached to its use were not met!

Any bets as to whether the money is still there??


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Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Red Bull Gives You Blindness



Who would have thought that drinking 28 cans of Red Bull everyday could in any way be detrimental to your health?

Why didn't Nanny warn us?

Proof, if it were ever needed, that no matter how many warnings, rules and regulations Nanny introduces she cannot protect the stupid from themselves!

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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Compulsory Sunbathing


As loyal readers know, Nanny has vehemently spoken out against the dangers of sunshine and sunbathing. 

Nanny and her chums in the pharmaceutical industry have bombarded us with cancer warnings and adverts for factor 50 creams and potions.

Now, however, things have changed and Nanny's chums from the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition have proclaimed that (surprise surprise) there is too little sunshine in the UK!

Nanny's conclusion is that (yes my headline was deliberately misleading!) everyone should  take vitamin D supplements.

Errmm..excuse me..but people with a balanced diet (eg cheese, eggs..that Nanny hates) don't need to take supplements to counter the lack of sunshine in the UK. 

Conversely simply sit in the sun for a bit!

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Monday, August 03, 2015

Brighton Council Really Hates Fags


In mid July I wrote that Brighton and Hove could become one of the first places in the UK to ban smoking in its parks and on its beaches.

Unsurprisingly, as with all of Nanny's "bright ideas", there has been some mission creep. It now transpires that the proposed "voluntary" smoking ban in Brighton and Hove’s beaches and in parks could also be extended to the outside of pubs and restaurants.

The consultation questionnaire published includes separate questions covering the outside seating areas of both types of venue.

Councillor Dan Yates, who chairs the Brighton and Hove Health and Wellbeing Board (what an absurd name for a board), is quoted by Brighton and Hove News:
“We wanted to see what people’s attitudes were to smoking where people are eating and drinking as we do not have any information on this.

Currently the inside of pubs and restaurants are legally smoke-free but not outside areas.

We would certainly not be looking at any additional compulsory smoking restrictions to business, other than the existing smoking ban.
But depending on the results of the consultation, we may want to work with businesses to encourage smoke-free outdoor areas on a voluntary basis.”

Nick Griffin, managing director of Pleisure, which runs Brighton pubs including the Great Eastern in Trafalgar Street which has several benches on the pavement outside, said the idea was “bonkers”.
“Clearly the proposal hasn’t been thought through. The law of unintended consequences will take effect here.

If one bans smoking from outside seating areas, the smoker will simply (and I hasten to add after much confrontation!) smoke in the street where they aren’t yet banned. Surely this is a worse scenario with more scope for litter, visibility from children and no greater protection for the public.

Add to this the risk it places hospitality staff under, with much of the income coming from tourism from places where such a ban will not be present.

It’s a bonkers idea! What is the justification for it?”
Retarded thinking by a retarded council!

By the way, if you have ever wondered who invented "passive smoking" here is the answer:
"Karl Astel — upstanding president of Jena University, poisonous anti-Semite, euthanasia fanatic, SS officer, war criminal and tobacco-free Germany enthusiast — liked to walk up to smokers and tear cigarettes from their unsuspecting mouths. (He committed suicide when the war ended, more through disappointment than fear of hanging.).

It comes as little surprise to discover that the phrase “passive smoking” (Passivrauchen) was coined not by contemporary American admen, but by Fritz Lickint, the author of the magisterial 1100-page Tabak und Organismus (“Tobacco and the Organism”), which was produced in collaboration with the German AntiTobacco League."
The anti smoking fanatics owe their origins to the Nazis!

Feel free to complete the consultation here, and tell Brighton and Hove Council exactly what you think of them.

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