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Monday, June 21, 2021

The "Experts" Will Kill Us One Way or Another!


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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Nanny Hates Warm Weather



As the UK experiences a reasonably warm summer, Nanny is getting herself into a right old state she has issued an "amber alert" and is telling everyone to stay indoors and not overheat.

Meanwhile the good people of Korea are experiencing a real summer with temperatures hitting 40 degrees in Yeongcheon.




They don't go around moaning about it!

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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Warm Weather and The Rail Network


Nanny gets so worked up over a little warm weather, not only is she advising us to stay indoors but she is also telling us that the rail network will grind to a halt (will anyone notice?) because of the heat!

FFS!


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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Hottest Day Since Goodness Knows Alert


Allegedly today will be the hottest day in 176  years or 40 years depending on which MSM outlet you follow.

Nanny is now slavering with excitement at the thought of all the warnings and advice she will dispense.

I dare say we will survive without her input!


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Monday, June 19, 2017

Nanny's Warm Weather Curfew


Heads up everyone, because of the current spell of warmish weather Nanny is telling people to stay inside out of the sun between 11:00 and 15:00.

Small factoid, in many other countries it is a good deal warmer than the UK for a lot longer than this current warm spell will last.

Why does Nanny feel that we are so weak and feeble that we can't survive a bit of warmth and sunshine?

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Thursday, July 21, 2016

Nanny Orders Everyone To Take Vitamin D Supplements


According to research carried out by the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition (SACN), everyone should consider taking vitamin D supplements in autumn and winter.

Nanny's sets the recommended levels at 10 micrograms of the vitamin a day.

Now a long time ago, before Nanny came along, most people who had normal diets and exposed themselves to the sun were able to ingest enough vitamin D without the need for supplements.

However, the main sources of vitamin D are sunlight, dairy products, eggs etc.

Can you tell me children what the problem with the above list is?

Yes, that's right, Nanny hates all of the above and has lectured us day and night to avoid sunlight, dairy products and eggs.

In other words the current estimates of one in five adults and one in six children in England having low levels of vitamin D are most likely caused by Nanny's advice wrt sunshine and food products!

The solution to living a healthy, happy life is to ignore everything that Nanny tells you.

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Monday, July 18, 2016

Bring Me Sunshine


On the 8th of July, when writing about the alleged oncoming warm weather, I noted:
"I guarantee that whether this comes to fruition or not Nanny will press the red alert "stay indoors, and stay cool" panic button."
Well as sure as eggs Nanny has pressed the panic button.

As per the Telegraph:
"Public Health England  is expected to declare a level 2 heat-health alert, triggered when the Met Office forecasts a 60 per cent or  greater chance of temperatures hitting 30C for at least two days consecutively....

The charity, Age UK, advised older people to stay indoors and to eat more cold foods, mainly salads and fruits, to keep hydrated in the heat."
Seriously, how did the human race survive before Nanny came along?

In the event bodies do not pile up on the streets, I wish you all a happy two days of sunshine and moderately warm weather!

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Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Nanny Hates The Sun



I see that our old friends from Nice (the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence) have yet again issued a warning about sun tanning.

This time they say that there is no healthy way to get a natural tan, and that we should stay out of the sunlight. However, they then go on to say that we should avoid vitamin D deficiency and that sitting in the sun shielded by a window won't do the job of building up vitamin D.

As ever with Nanny and Nice, her one size fits all advice isn't worth the paper it is printed upon. In the UK, as we know, the number of sunny days per annum are somewhat "limited". Advice such as this merely produces hysterical media headlines, and a sigh from the rest of the population who will inevitably ignore the advice.

Doubtless in a few months Nice will issue a directive telling us that we are in danger of rickets etc because of vitamin D deficiencies!

Just ignore the advice, and use your common sense when outside.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Compulsory Sunbathing


As loyal readers know, Nanny has vehemently spoken out against the dangers of sunshine and sunbathing. 

Nanny and her chums in the pharmaceutical industry have bombarded us with cancer warnings and adverts for factor 50 creams and potions.

Now, however, things have changed and Nanny's chums from the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition have proclaimed that (surprise surprise) there is too little sunshine in the UK!

Nanny's conclusion is that (yes my headline was deliberately misleading!) everyone should  take vitamin D supplements.

Errmm..excuse me..but people with a balanced diet (eg cheese, eggs..that Nanny hates) don't need to take supplements to counter the lack of sunshine in the UK. 

Conversely simply sit in the sun for a bit!

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Thursday, July 02, 2015

Nanny's Damp Squib "Heatwave"


Despite Nanny's hysteria over the last few days about the so called "heatwave". Wherein she lectured us to hydrate, keep cool and stay inside if we were vulnerable; I am not aware of thousands of corpses littering the streets dead from "heat".

In fact the last couple of days of warm weather have now given way to rain, it's pissing down here on the South coast.

Panic over!

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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

"Heatwave"



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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

HEATWAVE ALERT CODE RED

According to our ever reliable weather forecasters, the UK is set for a mini heatwave for the next day or so. Temperatures could, theoretically, reach 30-35 degrees.

Really!?

Needless to say Nanny has gone into red alert and is frantically warning everyone to take care, remain hydrated and not to leave the house if they are "vulnerable".

I wonder how it is that we have survived warm weather before Nanny came along to tell us what to do?

Just dress sensibly, drink liquids (yes our bodies will tell us that!) and open a window or two.

I dare say we might get through the next few days warm weather in one piece!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sunscreen Kills Sperm


As we endure a typically mediocre June (weatherwise) it is gemusing to see that the use of sunscreen, so hyped and pushed by Nanny and pharmacies etc, is in fact endangering men's sperm.
Research found that just 25% of young men were producing good quality sperm, and the average volume had declined by a quarter since the 1940s. The findings, presented at the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology’s annual meeting in Lisbon, prompted warnings from doctors that consumer lifestyles may have created a toxic environment for men.

Dr Niels Jorgensen, a consultant at the Department of Growth and Reproduction at Rigshospitalet, in Copenhagen, said is quoted by the Telegraph:
Modern life is having an impact because we are exposed to so many chemicals and we don’t know what they do.” 
Chemicals found in sun cream, cosmetics, frying pans, cars, foods and even in items of clothing could all increase risks to sperm, he suggested.

He went on to say:
We are advised to protect ourselves with these sunblocks but it seems when you go to the laboratory and test some of these chemicals they can interfere with the sperm function.

If I was to advise my own family I would say don’t use it.” 
Given that the British summer is usually crap anyway, I have found Nanny's obsession with sunscreen to be perverse to say the least!

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Friday, March 20, 2015

The Dangers of The Sun


As we all enjoy the eclipse (somewhat masked by the cloud and smog), spare a thought for the kids of Whitchurch Primary School in Cardiff who have been banned from watching the solar eclipse.

For why?

Health and safety!

Instead the school will be showing the eclipse on a live feed inside the school premises, but will not allow children to go outside even if they have bought glasses with sun filters.
It is believed an email has been issued by Cardiff Council to schools in the county advising them to read a leaflet from the Royal Astronomical Society on how to observe an eclipse safely.

'Just looking at it can blind you'

What a load of old bollocks!

This is Britain for FFS, we are occluded in smog and cloud there is no danger of going blind at all!

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The Dangers of The Sun - Bollocks Reporting


According to the Telegraph too long in the sun could be deadly, as scientists reveal that too much vitamin D can lead to strokes or a heart attack.

What brings the Telegraph to this conclusion?

A study published in the Journal of Endocrinology and Metabolism which warned for the first time of the effect on heart health of excess vitamin D. It found having too much vitamin D in our blood can be bad for our health has never been proven before - and it may have great influence on future intake of nutritional supplements. 

Professor of clinical medicine Peter Schwarz said:
"We have studied the level of vitamin D in 247,574 Danes, and so far, it constitutes the world's largest basis for this type of study.

We have also analysed their mortality rate over a seven-year period after taking the initial blood sample, and in that time 16,645 patients had died.

Furthermore, we have looked at the connection between their deaths and their levels of vitamin D. If your vitamin D level is below 50 or over 100 nanomol per litre, there is an greater connection to deaths.

We have looked at what caused the death of patients, and when numbers are above 100, it appears that there is an increased risk of dying from a stroke or a coronary. 

In other words, levels of vitamin D should not be too low, but neither should they be too high. Levels should be somewhere in between 50 and 100 nanomol per litre, and our study indicates that 70 is the most preferable level. 

These are very important results, because there is such great focus on eating vitamin D. We should use this information to ask ourselves whether or not we should continue to eat vitamins and nutritional supplements as if they were sweets. 

You shouldn't simply up the dose to feel better. We should only consume such vitamins in close coordination with our GP." 
In other words, don't overdose on vitamin D supplements (eminently sensible advice!).

None of the above warns about the dangers of vitamin D generated by sunbathing. In other words the Telegraph didn't read what the Professor said, and made its own bollocks conclusion to generate an attention grabbing headline!
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Friday, July 18, 2014

Heatwave II

Are we all surviving the heatwave?

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

Nanny's Heatwave Curfew



A couple of days of warmish weather and Nanny, as per usual, has gone into hyperventilation mode and issued a series of heatwave alerts and curfews.

We are instructed, if we live in the South East, East and Midlands, to keep out of the sun between 11am and 3pm.

We are also advised to turn off non-essential lights and electrical equipment, to avoid generating excess heat, and wear a hat or light scarf if venturing outdoors.

Public Health England said people should keep curtains closed, move to a cooler room to sleep, and should eat salad, drink plenty of water and avoid extreme physical exertion.

Schools have been advised to monitor overweight children and encourage youngsters to play in the shade. They have also been asked to avoid leaving computers and printers on standby mode.

Oh and if your Muslim and fasting during Ramadan, Nanny is fearful that you have no idea how to cope with heat.

Dr Paul Cosford, of Public Health England, is quoted in the Telegraph:
While many people enjoy hot weather, high temperatures can be dangerous, especially for people who may be particularly vulnerable, such as older people, young children and those with serious illnesses. 

Many members of the Muslim community may be fasting during the current period of Ramadan. During hot weather it’s important to balance food and fluid intake between fasts and especially to drink enough water.” 
I am old enough to remember the drought and heatwave of 1976, we didn't have any of this bollocks then and managed to live through it!

For those of you who can't make it to the beach today, here is a picture of Brighton Beach.


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Monday, June 23, 2014

Sunshine - The New Heroin


Seemingly, if research is to be believed, sunshine is addictive and has a similar effect on the body as heroin.

It would appear that ultraviolet (UV) rays from the sun stimulate the production of endorphins, ''feel good'' hormones that act on the same biological pathway as opioid drugs.
Lead scientist Dr David Fisher, from Harvard Medical School in the US, is quoted by the Telegraph:
''This information might serve as a valuable means of educating people to curb excessive sun exposure in order to limit skin cancer risk as well as accelerated skin ageing that occurs with repeated sun exposure.
Our findings suggest that the decision to protect our skin or the skin of our children may require more of a conscious effort rather than a passive preference.''
As to whether this research (conducted on shaved mice) is valid or not, remains open to question. Dr Richard Weller, senior lecturer in dermatology at the University of Edinburgh, said: 
''Mice are nocturnal animals, covered in fur, which avoid the light, so one must be cautious about extrapolating from these experiments to man.
.......It is very unlikely that evolutionary pressures would select for a trait which reduces survival and reproductive 'fitness'. If an 'addiction' to sun truly also exists in mankind, it suggests to me that there is a benefit to it.
'The authors mention vitamin D, but in addition to this, epidemiological data (particularly from Scandinavia) show that increased sun exposure is associated with reduced all-cause mortality.

'Our recent work shows how sunlight reduces blood pressure independently of vitamin D, which may account for some of the health enhancing effects of sun.''
Quite!

That being said I guarantee that Nanny will misuse the results of this "research" and declare a war on sunshine (akin to her highly disastrous wars on terrorism and drugs).

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Thursday, May 08, 2014

Sunbathing Prevents Skin Cancer


As I sit in my office gazing at a rain lashed sarf cost, I am gemused at the seasonal massive marketing push by the purveyors of expensive lotions to sell all and sundry factor 50 sunblock etc.

Nanny has so successfully conditioned us over the last decade or so to fear the sun, that the purveyors of factor 50 have made a nice little earner out of it. This despite the fact that average British summer generally requires brollies rather than lollies and factor 50.

Anyhoo, as with all of Nanny's "research", it seems that her fears over sunbathing being akin to rubbing oneself with a radioactive rod may in fact be bollocks.

Researchers at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden have concluded that women who never sunbathe during the summer are twice as likely to die than those who sunbathe everyday.

The researchers claim that guidelines which advise people to stay out of the sun unless wearing sunscreen may be harming the population, particularly in countries like Britain.

No kidding!

The research, which followed nearly 30,000 women over 20 years, suggests that women who stay out of the sun are at increased risk of skin melanomas and are twice as likely to die from any cause, including cancer.

Dr Pelle Lindqvist, lead author, is quoted by the Telegraph:
"The results of this study clearly showed that mortality was about double in women who avoided sun exposure compared to the highest exposure group.
Sun exposure advice which is very restrictive in countries with low solar intensity might in fact be harmful for women’s health. 

The mortality rate was increased two-fold among avoiders of sun exposure as compared to those with the highest sun exposure habits.”
Unsurprisingly it is likely that the lack of vitamin D may to be blame. Vitamin D is created in the body through exposure to sunshine and a deficiency is known to increase the risk of diabetes, tuberculosis, multiple sclerosis and rickets.

Cases of rickets have risen fourfold in the last 15 years as sunscreen has increased in popularity.

Previous studies have shown that vitamin D can increase survival rates for women with breast cancer while deficiencies can signal prostate cancer in men. Low levels of vitamin D have also been linked to more aggressive forms of skin cancer.

Public Health England says it would be considering the research carefully.

Doubtless those who lobby on behalf of the companies that manufacture and sell sunblock 50 will be pressing for this research to be rubbished by Nanny.

As with everything, use your commonsense and don't overdo it!

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Tuesday, September 03, 2013

The Dangers of Walkie Talkies

Oh dear I cannot help but guffaw at this story (not at the damage caused though) that so clearly highlights that no matter how mind numbingly restrictive Nanny's local council planning laws can be, the most incredible architectural howlers can still be approved and erected (ooh, can I have an erection before the watershed?).

Step forward whoever was responsible for designing and approving the Walkie Talkie skyscraper in Eastcheap. Aside from being a bit of a carbuncle, it also seemingly has the power to melt cars.

That at least is the claim made by Martin Lindsay, and others, who have found that bits of their cars (parked within the vicinity of the erection) have melted as a result of the building allegedly magnifying the suns rays and focussing them onto the cars.

CityA.M. reports that Mr Lindsay was distraught to see the warped panels along the side of his high-spec Jaguar XJ.

He parked his Jaguar at 12.45pm on Thursday afternoon but when City A.M. visited an hour later there was a smell of burning plastic and some panels were beyond repair. The building (dubbed the Walkie Scorchie after it began reflecting the ray of light that has left passers-by shielding their eyes) has also badly damaged a van parked nearby.

Eddie Cannon, a heating and air conditioning engineer, said his Vauxhall Vevaro had suffered similar damage on Wednesday:
"The van looks a total mess – every bit of plastic on the left hand side and everything on the dashboard has melted, including a bottle of Lucozade that looks like it has been baked.

When I got in the van it was a really strange light - like it was illuminated and they were filming. I want to know what effect it's having on people walking down the road." 
Joint developers Land Securities and Canary Wharf said they are investigating and are quoted:
As a precautionary measure, the City of London has agreed to suspend three parking bays in the area which may be affected.” 
Man's hubris, when it comes to erections, knows no bounds!

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