Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Advice To The Oxford Union


Given that no man or woman is a saint (once their lives are placed under a microscope) and given that people's views about what is right and wrong changes with time, why don't we pull down every statue ever erected?

For good measure, since Rhodes is so offensive to you, let us also abolish the Rhodes Scholarship.

I assume that those of you who currently benefit from it will be refunding all monies received?

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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

The Dangers of Terraced Houses


Dear oh dear, what kind of world do we now live in?

As per the BBC:
"A 10-year-old Muslim boy who mistakenly wrote that he lived in a "terrorist house" during an English lesson at school has been investigated by police.

The pupil, who attends a primary school in Lancashire, meant to say he lived in a "terraced house".
The boy was interviewed by Lancashire Police at his home the next day and the family laptop was examined. 

Teachers have been legally obliged to report any suspected extremist behaviour to police since July."
Whilst I appreciate that we need to be, sadly, very vigilant. I do wonder about this particular case:

1 Could the teachers not have asked him first what he meant, before bringing in the police?

2 The standard of spelling/literacy seems to have fallen dramatically since I was a nipper!

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Advice To Cyclists

Know the difference , LMFAO .## Clive .

Posted by Wow , Don't Miss This . on Monday, 11 May 2015

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Monday, January 18, 2016

Nanny's Fat Police On The Prowl


Nanny's fat police have caused some distress to Olivia Lyndsay, an 11 year old, who had the misfortune to be weighed and measured by the fat police (as part of Nanny's National Child Measurement Programme) at her school Trewirgie Junior in Redruth.

Their conclusion was that she exceeded Nanny's BMI, which was then communicated in a letter. This in turn so upset Olivia, that she stopped eating for two days.

Her mother, Amelya (a fitness instructor) is quoted by the Telegraph:
"It is unbelievable how much damage can be done by this programme.

We never eat processed foods as I am always really careful of our diets, having a background in nutrition. 
They never bothered to investigate what my background was, despite staff being aware of what I actually do for a living.


Olivia is now 158cm tall and was one of the tallest children in her year.

After receiving the letter she was so distraught, I had to pull out my notes from university to convince her that she has no problem as she refused to eat anything for two days."
I concur that BMI is bollocks, the best way to determine if you are fat is to measure your gut.

However, that aside, Olivia's upset could have been avoided if her amother had not told her the contents of the letter from the fat police.

You see dear readers, the letter was addressed to Olivia's mum; and as such it was down to her mum whether she told her the results or not!
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Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Never Drink Alone Again


Nanny has been warning us about the amount that we are allegedly drinking to excess. One cause of "excess" drinking is solitary drinking.

Kudos to Korean scientists who have developed this helpful robot, that will ensure you will never drink alone again!

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Monday, January 11, 2016

Nanny Bans Booze

Nanny has decided that we are drinking far too much, and has therefore decreed that we should only drink 14 units of booze a week.

As per the BBC:
"Men and women should drink no more than 14 units of alcohol a week - the equivalent of six pints of average strength beer or seven glasses of wine - in order to keep their health risks low."
What is the farking point of this decree from on high?

No one will listen to it, and it will be ignored.

On the positive side, the advice only applies to men and women; therefore children can get as shit faced as they want!

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