Nanny Tries To Ban The National Anthem

Oh dear I see some student Nanny from Kings College London has got his knickers in a twist over our 250 year old national anthem.

Mahamed Abdullahi, the vice president for welfare and community at King’s College London, has called for it to be immediately axed from official services at the university because it was “outdated” and “just a bit shit”.

Fellow students wrote to Abdullahi suggesting that he “respect the traditions of the university and the country in which we study”.

In a post on social media, Abdullahi quoted by the Telegraph said:

“Hey guys, I want to get rid of the national anthem at graduation because it’s outdated and not reflective of the ‘global’ values that the college espouses.

In the context of increasing far Right nationalism across Europe and the legacy of the British empire, it’s just a bit shit and it doesn’t even bang. Basically, fuck the nation state.”

James Findon, created an online petition in response to Abdullahi’s post.

“We, the undersigned, believe that the National Anthem should stay as an important tradition at our graduation ceremonies.” 

It was quickly backed by hundreds of signatures on Sunday afternoon.

Nice to see that not every student is infected with pcitis!

That said, I personally prefer Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory. However, I suspect the university might find those songs a wee bit "dated".

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Those Whom The Gods Wish To Destroy...

Jobless father of three fined with €5,000 for selling donuts without license https://t.co/ELhczxwqco

— Keep Talking Greece (@keeptalkingGR) October 7, 2016

A very sad example of a state where Nanny (in this case Greek Nanny at the behest of the Quadriga) loses her mind completely in her lust for tithes!

The situation in Greece cannot continue like this, something will inevitably break.

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Girls With Guns Deemed Sexist

Commiserations to Greater Manchester Police for drawing the ire of Twitter after posting a tweet (see image above) to highlight its girls with guns campaign (designed to remind people that women can also carry guns).

Twitter erupted, as Twitter often does, with certain people bemoaning that fact that the tweet was "sexist".

Follow the ongoing comments here:

What's she hiding? pic.twitter.com/6NdpRZsWSa

— G M Police (@gmpolice) October 5, 2016

I have to say I fail to see what the fuss is about?

Please feel free to enlighten me as to why this is "sexist"?


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Nanny Bans Aida

Oh dear, I see that student Nanny has got her knickers in a twist over Verdi's opera Aida.

A Bristol University student production of the opera was cancelled amid a row over suggestions of “cultural appropriation”. Seemingly there were protests amid fears that white students would be cast as leads, and expected to portray Ancient Egyptians and slaves.

All very noble and "aware" of the students maybe. However, how many ancient Egyptian opera singers are studying at Bristol?

Surely the absence of ancient Egyptian student opera singers means that the parts will have to be taken by non ancient Egyptians?

Unsurprisingly people think that this decision is laughable bollocks.

Rupert Christiansen, the Telegraph opera critic, said:

“Where will the mealy-mouthed nonsense peddled by ideologues in Bristol stop? If something doesn’t laugh it to extinction, Verdi’s entire oeuvre could fall under the axe.”

Students can be remarkably intolerant and closed minded!

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Nanny Bans Large Puddings

Seemingly Nanny, in the shape of Jeremy Hunt, has decreed that large puddings served in restaurants, pubs etc are to be banned. In the event the restaurants disobey Hunt, he will name and shame them!

As well as reducing the size of desserts, food chains including Pizza Hut, McDonald’s and Starbucks have also been told to reduce the amount of sugar and calorific content in their food.

As per The Times, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt told a private meeting of more than 100 food companies that the performance of each individual food chain would be monitored and those that failed to take action would be named and shamed.

“Going out to eat is no longer a treat. It’s a regular habit for many families and is contributing significantly to the extra calories and sugar that we all consume on a daily basis.

We can't ignore the changing habits of consumers. This means we expect the whole of the out-of-home sector - coffee shops, pubs and family restaurants, quick service restaurants, takeaways, cafes, contract caterers and mass catering suppliers - to step up and deliver on sugar reduction.”

I thought that, as a consumer and adult, I had freedom of choice wrt what I eat and how much I eat (subject to me being able to afford to pay for it)?

Evidently I was wrong!

Naming and shaming establishments that serve large portions will of course backfire, as it will give them excellent publicity!

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