The bingo craze and 888bingo

So you’ve decided to get on board with the online gaming revolution. ‘Good choice lords & ladies!’

I tell you folks that I’ve been following this global movement with quite some interest. My Nan was a keen bingo player – so you know I’ve been well schooled.

Had it not been for those endless summers - and at times irksome experiences - spent in her care in north London, I would not have developed my particular fondness for this game.

Luckily my generation has evolved somewhat. But here’s the thing: it was actually Nan who introduced me to 888bingo. Now I hardly ever dish out praise where it’s due (I’ve been known to muster a good word here and there) but come on – this is golden!

A little looksy at this site confirms all your gaming expectations have been well and truly met –it’s a rollicking masterpiece – crème de la crème.

I kid you not.

You want bonus cash, you want fun, you want to chit-chat the crud out of some hot filly – you can do it all at this topnotch virtual parlour.

Nan had fun with those 90 balls, so I figure maybe there is something in it for me!

I’ve seen my fair share of bollocks on the web. But this bingo den is premium. Do yourselves a favour and click on it, to get a taste of something way different.

The crush of players in the online games realm is overwhelming at times. And that’s why it’s nice to know that variety is the spice of Nanny Knows Best! Other terrific gaming options that I’ve managed to enjoy – and regularly do, I might add – include the likes of instant games.

For the connoisseur of gaming, these are those anytime, anyplace, no-hassle games. Whether you want blackjack, baccarat, roulette, craps or Texas Hold’em – these instant games are readily available.

Fancy a walk on the wild side mate? Then you’ll do yourself a really good thing by logging on and enjoying a wealth of instant games – day and night.

Don your top hat, grab your cane and pirouette on your lounge floor because nothing comes close to the electrifying action of good time gaming.

As you well know, Nanny Knows Best is on top of the online bingo scene now. Ermmm…. I do quite enjoy feeling the gaming pulse of players throughout Britain.

I’m going to keep my feelers out there and report on how totally stark raving made Britain has gone for instant games and online bingo.

It’s a feast of fun I tell you. Watch this space…

The Enemy of The People

It never ceases to amaze me how our "beloved" and "respected" local councils deem themselves to be above the financial realities of day to day life (namely that one's expenditure should not exceed one's income).

Actually, I know full well why council deem themselves to be above financial reality; they know that they can simply raise taxes (either directly via council tax, or indirectly via ludicrous fines) to cover any shortfall.

That being said the arrogance of those running our local councils does still take my breath away. The Telegraph recently reported that, despite orders to cut spending by around 30%, council executives (let us be clear it is not the councillors but the executives that they employ) are happily spending lavish sums on dinners at Michelin-starred restaurants, leisure trips and expensive gifts (eg iPads and video games).

The travel bill over the last three years has topped £2M to places such as Thailand, Kenya and Bermuda.

Councils have also spent £2M on hotel bills, £2.6M on dinners, £0.5M on gifts etc etc.

The Telegraph estimates that credit card spending by local councils over the last 3 years has topped £100M. Note, some of this will be legitimate and specifically related to genuine business expenditure.

That being said I am at a loss to understand why Horsham Council used a credit card to spend £1150 on two llamas.

The executives of local council are quite clearly taking the piss.

Councils have become the enemy of the people!

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Drink Matters - You Grow Old, You Die

Yawwwnnnn!!!..

I see that the "ever reliable" Orifice for Nationals Statistics (the organ that understated inflation for several years, because it "forgot" to include certain types of clothing in its stats) has come up with a statistic that is entirely meaningless (expect to Nanny).

Seemingly, if the ONS is to be believed, the death rate from alcohol is lower among the most advantaged classes (eg lawyers, busyness people etc) until they reach middle age. After that the death rates rise as this "class" grows older.

Put simply, as you grow older booze is more likely to be a possible contributory factor towards you death.

Cynics might argue that old age may also be a "contributory factor" to death as well.

One might also argue (without the aid of ONS stats) that whilst at the age of 20 downing the equivalent of 15 pints probably won't kill you in one go, doing that at the age of 70 might have a more than adverse effect.

Having said that, I well recall assisting my late father (on more than one occasion) when he was in his 70's/early 80's after he had consumed an "elegant sufficiency" of whisky (which would have debilitated a youngster). He didn't die in his late 80's of booze!

Anyhoo, whatever the reality we can be assured that Nanny will make mischief with these "findings".

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Bad Manners

I am gemused to read that as from next year Nanny will pay GPs every time they tell a patient that they are fat, or more precisely for every patient they "advise to lose weight".

GPs will also receive money from Nanny for keeping lists of "fat" people.

A scheme that, if some doctors were broke or unscrupulous, could be massively open to abuse; eg:

- "You're fat!"

- "Please may I have money now Nanny?"

Aside from the dangers of abuse, isn't this something that doctors are meant to do anyway if they see that their patient's health is being affected by their weight?

Anyhoo, I was always taught that it was bad manners to comment on other people's weight and appearance.

This scheme is Complete and utter bollocks!

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The Dangers of Marmite

I am gemused to see that Denmark has banned Marmite, and shops are now busily removing the "love it or hate it" product from their shelves.

For why?

It seems that Marmite simply has too many additives and vitamins, these added vitamins and minerals allegedly break food safety laws.

All very well, maybe. However, are we really sure that the pack of Danish that we fry for breakfast is 100% free from additives and that the pigs who graciously allowed themselves to be sliced and packed were not fed food with additives?

Rumour has it that the British expats in Denmark may mount a campaign of civil disobedience. How ironic that the banning of Marmite causes such actions by Brits when abroad, yet Nanny can get away with murder here without raising so much as a whimper from her enslaved sheeple.

As to whether Denmark can enforce this ban remains to be seen, as it may well breach European law.

However, in the meantime, if there are any Marmite addicts in Denmark who need a "fix" feel free to drop me a line; I am sure we can come to an arrangement for me to get you some:)

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Customer Satisfaction

Given that we are in the age of austerity and in a financial hole that, according to Vince Cable, we will take years to dig ourselves out of it is surprising to learn that the police are paying marketing companies approximately £1M a year to carry out "customer satisfaction" surveys.

It seems that, according to figures obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, two of the largest suppliers of market research analysis to the police are Bostock Marketing Group (BMG) and Swift research. In total they received approximately £700K from the police (ermm..taxpayer) last year.

The research consist of the companies cold calling members of the public who have had dealings with the police (eg reporting a crime etc).

How do the companies obtain the details?

The police hand over approximately 30,000 names each month to the companies.

Do the police ask permission first?

Ermmm...if media reports are accurate, the police do not ask permission first.

Oh dear!

All this on the day that Britain's credit rating has been downgraded by a Chinese rating agency, thus increasing the cost of debt repayments.

Maybe we wouldn't be in such a large hole if Nanny stopped wasting so much of our money?

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