Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Nanny Hates Fags


The House of Lords has voted in favour of banning people from smoking in cars that contain children. The legislative amendments will be debated by the House of Commons next month, when MPs will be given a free vote on the matter.

Whilst this may be all very well and dandy for those who believe that single inhalation of someone else's smoke poses a threat to life and limb, it may not be such a good thing at all for everyone else.

In the event the legislation is passed, it grants the state the right to dictate what happens in a person's private space (a car's interior being such a space). Once the state has assumed that right, it will take the next logical step and seek to ban smoking in homes which have children.

It is not the state's role to act as parent to people's children.

I would also note that the fumes and gunk exuded by cars, lorries, buses and planes do far more damage to our lungs and health than the puffs of smoke from a third party's cigarette.

Meanwhile in other news I see that Sellafield (Windscale to those of us who are greying around the temples) is experiencing some "issues" today; don't worry though, they say it's perfectly safe!

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Nanny Bans Knobs


My thanks to a loyal Canadian reader, who alerted me to the recent piece of Canadian Nannyism relating to doorknobs.

Vancouver city council has decided to ban doorknobs in new builds, and only allow levers.

John Ford, then acting regional director of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, was quoted by the National Post:
We’re not too proud of that, but we’re working on it.

A doorknob can create havoc for a person with limited use of their hands.”
Now whilst I can see the good intentions in all of this, is it not up to individuals to determine what best suits their needs and aesthetic desires (knobs vs levers)?

The council admits that they have had responses from some, saying that levers are no more helpful than knobs.


Is this Nannyism, or simply practical commonsense?

Can people not replace knobs with whatever they wish, as and when they move in?

Does the state need to make the decision for them?


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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Nanny Bans Helmetless Advert


I am gemused to see that our old chums from Nanny's Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) have banned a television advert promoting safe cycling.

Eh?

For why?

The advert showed that most heinous of things, a rider without a helmet!

The advert, part of a campaign by Cycling Scotland, is trying to encourage drivers to give cyclists the same space and care as they would give a horse.

Yet ASA say that the advert showing a helmetless cyclist was "socially irresponsible".

Please note the phrase "socially irresponsible", that is not the same as "illegal"; for your see ladies and gentlemen Cycling Scotland have stated that wearing a helmet was not a legal requirement. In fact wearing a helmet is a personal choice for the individual (a fact reflected in the advert with footage of various cyclists both with, and without, helmets).

Evidently ASA, as is typical of Nanny, does not like the concept of personal choice and prefers blanket rules and regulations to force us all to do the same thing.

Incidentally, as per the BBC, Cycling Scotland also referred to its helmet policy, which discussed the possible undesired outcomes of wearing helmets, including limiting uptake of cycling and "influencing a driver's behaviour to be less careful when interacting on the road".

There's irony for you!

By the way, ASA took action after receiving complaints from a veritable avalanche of people.

How many?

Five!

Personally speaking I think the advert is rather good.

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Canadian Nanny Bans Marmite


For shame, the scourge of Nannyism has reached Canada and Nanny's chums in the form of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) have banned the sale of a smorgasbord of iconic British foods such as; Marmite, Ovaltine, Irn-Bru, Lucozade, Penguin Bars and Bovril.

For why?

They allegedly contain illegal additives!
Tony Badger, who runs Brit Foods a British specialty food store in Saskatoon, was ordered to stop selling several popular UK exports which had ingredients that did not appear on the Canadian ‘approved food list’.

He is quoted by the Telegraph:
We've been bringing Irn-Bru in since the very beginning. 

My understanding was we were importing it legally. We've been declaring it through a customs broker and we've never had an issue until now.”
One customer, Briton Nigel Westwick, told the Star Phoenix newspaper that he "couldn't understand the insanity" of preventing Irn-Bru from entering Canada.
"For a country that allows one to buy firearms, guns, bullets, stopping a soft drink suitable for all ages seems a little ludicrous."
That of course is precisely the point, Nanny is ludicrous!


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Monday, January 27, 2014

Nanny HSBC Blocks Large Cash Withdrawals


Sadly the Nanny state extends far beyond government and local authority rules and regulations, it is also highly prevalent within the private sector.

Nanny's chums in HSBC have taken it upon themselves to prevent customers from making large sum cash withdrawals, unless the hapless customers can provide evidence of what they intend to use the money for.

Listeners have told Radio 4's Money Box they were stopped from withdrawing amounts ranging from £5,000 to £10,000.

HSBC admitted it has not informed customers of the change in policy, which was implemented in November.

Stephen Cotton went to his local HSBC branch this month to withdraw £7,000 from his instant access savings account to pay back a loan from his mother.

A year before, he had withdrawn a larger sum in cash from HSBC without a problem.

But this time it was different, as he told Money Box:
"When we presented them with the withdrawal slip, they declined to give us the money because we could not provide them with a satisfactory explanation for what the money was for. They wanted a letter from the person involved."
Mr Cotton says the staff refused to tell him how much he could have: "So I wrote out a few slips. I said, 'Can I have £5,000?' They said no. I said, 'Can I have £4,000?' They said no. And then I wrote one out for £3,000 and they said, 'OK, we'll give you that.' "

He asked if he could return later that day to withdraw another £3,000, but he was told he could not do the same thing twice in one day.

Hardly "instant access" is it?
 
He wrote to complain to HSBC about the new rules and also that he had not been informed of any change. 

The bank said it did not have to tell him. "As this was not a change to the Terms and Conditions of your bank account, we had no need to pre-notify customers of the change."

Such arrogance!

Now that this has become public, HSBC has buckled (as Nanny always does when she is exposed to ridicule and contempt) and is changing the policy:
"We ask our customers about the purpose of large cash withdrawals when they are unusual and out of keeping with the normal running of their account. Since last November, in some instances we may have also asked these customers to show us evidence of what the cash is required for.

The reason being we have an obligation to protect our customers, and to minimise the opportunity for financial crime. However, following feedback, we are immediately updating guidance to our customer facing staff to reiterate that it is not mandatory for customers to provide documentary evidence for large cash withdrawals, and on its own, failure to show evidence is not a reason to refuse a withdrawal. We are writing to apologise to any customer who has been given incorrect information and inconvenienced."
So long as the customer can prove his/her identity and so long as Nanny does not have reason to believe that the withdrawal is being made under duress, then it is not Nanny's business what the money will be used for.

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Friday, January 24, 2014

Bin Brother - Thank You Brighton and Hove Council


My thanks to our local council for picking up our refuse, two days late, after we emailed them to remind them that our street had been missed by the binmen.

However, what about everyone else's refuse on our street shouldn't that have been collected as well?

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